My friend Hamish
was chased out of his local Chinese in Aylesbury when he was about ten, because some older boys made him go in and ask for 'Bruce Lee on toast'.

For some reason I think this is one of the funniest tales ever. I think it's the 'on toast' bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Of course, because you would never get toast from a chippy.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

prawn toast

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Not from a chippy.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I think the word chinese confused me. Do you get Chinese chippies?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

You can get chippies run by chinese.
You can also get chinese takeaways that supply fish and chips etc.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)