The net connection at work's been down since 1pm
And, as usual, someone loudly says "The Internet's down.", and of course some witty twat (not me) replied "What, the WHOLE Internet?".

Anyway, hello.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was hoping there had been an accident...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Judging by your face
There has.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Charming as ever.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

She started it!
Just because I told the story of why her and Vipros hate each other.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I do not know this story.
However, as both you and Vipros could do with a kick in the nads, I am inclined to side with Badger.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

*smugs*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Just don't mention The Cheeky Girls, I implore you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I don't usually.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Here y'are. Please don't hit me in the balls.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Lab, can you make a Cougartron please?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

For you m'dear
No of course.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Are ALL the female b3tans cougars?

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I think it must be to the B3tan females as a griddle pan is to the males

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Does that make us cooler?
or just creepier?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Of course we are cooler.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

or cougars in training

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

:D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

ta
I'm just off out
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Oh...right...
"Labs, fancy doing something I can't be arsed to do, while I go gallivanting around town?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Just get on with it.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'm working on it!
Don't shout my face off!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I have now read this.
I am outraged by Vipros's behaviour.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

For turning her down?
He's engaged!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Precisely!
So why the fuck was he feeling her up?
HE'S GREEDY.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I was used Clendrix, taken advantage of I was
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

We'll get them. There's a lot of sand to hide evidence in Somerset.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

By 'them' you mean just Vipros, yes?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Er,
yes. Totally yes.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
Wait a minute... why are both looking at me while trying to hide meat tenderisers behind your backs?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

....They're spiked gravels.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

The gravel that delivers both judgement and punishment.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Don't you start with the gravels
But I'm glad you got the link I was trying to make.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Well, I wasn't there
But I heard no reports that he actually felt her up, only that she claimed he did after he turned her down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*bangs gravel of judgement*
You are wrong.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Only giving a second-hand witness account
M'lud.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

There's probably not much point in you saying anything.
I rarely base my judgements on sound evidence or truth.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Lab never tells the truth
he is a massive fat liar
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You are as beautiful as you are wise.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Just some of the internet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)