Result!
For a complete laugh, I have just written a lesson in apostrophes and anonymously sent it to the local yacht club.
I was checking their name for some reason that's not important, and noticed that they had "New Menu's Available" and "Mooring's Available". I informed them of the rules about possessive and abbreviative apostrophes, and congratulated them on the correct use of these things on the rest of their site. I told them I didn't mean them any harm but that they should realise the impact of such mistakes on the opinions of potential members/customers.

I have just got my reply. In replies...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:08, 170 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

where?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

don't see it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Dear Sir, Thank you for your observation the changes will be made to the website straight away. Please find a 2-4-1 on all main meal voucher attached in appreciation of your observation.

Regards
(Marketing fella)

I can't use the voucher because they'll know it's me and spit in my dinner, plus it's a shit-hole.
However, I am tempted to reply telling him "But I'm a LAYYDEEE!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Give the voucher to someone you don't like.
Sorted.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

You are brilliant!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

*awaits voucher*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Aw, hushup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Also "oh my, the local yacht club really is terrible, I refuse to eat there"
you posh cow
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Ninja spelling edit noted...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

it was a typo.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Just stirring...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

This is Liverpool
It IS a shit hole.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

To be fair
yacht clubs are rarely as posh as one thinks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

'zackly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I do my best ;)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Also
'Thank you for your observation the changes '?
Oh man I'm so tempted to carry this on...
But I'll get on with my life instead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Well now...
if they think you're a 'Sir', then obviously Sir's good lady is innocent of such meddling in their affairs. So go and enjoy your meal, and don't let onto DJTP that his lasagne comes with a healthy side order of spittle.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

That's not spittle.
It's today's 'chef's special'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Aw, I'd have done that to the moron who once took me there for a post-gig date
But not our dj.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Haha, I hate you and love you at the same time.
You are the bain in my life (someone who emails websites about grama), but I can apprechate a good "I'm bored, I'm going to email a company" situation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

And the thing is Gonz
You're a clever fella, you're just dyslexic.
This smug cunt is a marketing know-all who thinks his harbourside club is well posh and that he's the mutt's nuts. He needs telling.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

=)
It's one of those things, you can code in 4 or 5 different languages, use pretty much any bit of software put in front of you, and [blah blah blah, not gonna big myself up any more]... but if you spell bad, it's like a red light to a pedantic bull.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

But marketing people
aiming to draw people to their wanky club should either be able to spell and punctuate, or have someone who proof-reads for them.
It looks bad on the page.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Aye, totally agree, I use a copywriter for all my public-facing stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

But sometimes bad spellings can help, 'cus you're not the only one who uses them, like with google.
I get loads of miss-spelling hits from google.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I wish there was a way to send an anonymous letter to a friend that's currently getting her nursing degree to tell her you can't get "broked out" in hives :/

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Is that where you can't get work
due to your hives, and consequently you're all 'broked out'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Or is it a state resulting from...
...poor investments in the world of beekeeping?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Don't sign the letter would appear to be a practical solution.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'll do it
What's her email address?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I have no idea. She's on facebook!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

You have to reply, saying 'cheer's for the voucher',
it's only polite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Then they'll know my name
And they might discover that I'm one of their sister's aunty's dog's mams or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Some girl I know invited me to her birthday next weekend on facebook
I'm busy so I said no, she's now removed me as a friend, I might keep poking her until she cries.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Aren't tears the usual result when you poke someone?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

This is a trap, isn't it?
A goal this open must contain some kind of snare...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Shit - I feel like have one foot on the landmine of insult.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I like to give people these little victories every so often.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Uh oh - I'm in trouble.
Chompy came along and burst my bubble...
yeah yeah.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

That's the second time those divvies have come up on here this week.
They were enormous stars in Japan, apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Big in Japan
Which is an annoyingly catchy song
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I love that song
It makes me think of apartment blocks in Latvia though, and this makes me melancholy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

ly catchy song, insipid pile of old wank.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'm confused,
what question do I answer?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Would you eat a resturaunt you know is going to spit in your food?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Not a whole one

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

tee hee!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

fucksocks

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Frankly it's all they deserve.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I've broken my tastebuds.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I give up, I can't think of a decent reply to this

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Fucking corsodyl

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Not at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I think I prefer your reply to mine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

That's GOTTA hurt.
You're only supposed to gargle with it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'm assuming she froze it first
so that's got to cause some problems.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I think I definitely prefer your reply to mine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Yours gets bonus points for using the word gargle.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Ah but I am lacking the frozen 'corsodyldo'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Would she fill a condom with Corsodyl then freeze it?
Or go for the natural-if-spikey Corsodylagtite?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

The freezing point of alcohol is lower than water,
so I don't know how she froze it effectivley, she must have a commercial/industrial strength freezer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

It sounds like a hell of an effort
She could achieve a similar effect by sticking a glass dildo in the fridge for a while, then using Corsodyl as lube.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I don't understand the kids these days.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

and howe did it break her tastebuds?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

A2M

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

whut?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Ass to Mouth

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

thank god you're here, I was going to have to type that but you bit the creepy bullet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

It's not creepy when I say it.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Yes it is.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Quit praying on my paranoia

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Its ok Labs. It didn't creep me out.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Thanks AfD :)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Well I didn't drink it.
I DID gargle with it, three hours ago, and its still all I can taste. I'd forgotten how much I hate it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I'm just reading this paper about behavioural psychology
And whether it's all rubbish because they only study people from WEIRD societies (Western, Educated, Industrial, Rich, Democratic).

Opening paragraph:

In the tropical forests of New Guinea, the Etoro believe
that for a boy to achieve manhood he must ingest the
semen of his elders. This is accomplished through ritualized
rites of passage that require young male initiates to
fellate a senior member (Herdt 1984/1993; Kelley 1980).
In contrast, the nearby Kaluli maintain that male initiation
is only properly done by ritually delivering the semen
through the initiate’s anus, not his mouth. The Etoro
revile these Kaluli practices, finding them disgusting.

Awesome.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

That's just the usual Tuesday night at Canal street.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Terrible
if only they had the moral guidance of the church to see the error of their ways and ensure this type of thing never happens again!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I've been winding up old women on the Loose Women Facebook page
I called one of the hosts a fat mess and someone replied "where is andrea fat???she is far from it...so what do u like liam SKELLINGTONS!!!!!!!!".

I am using the word skellington from now on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I used to say skellington when I was a kid and lightening. I was a right mong.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

This was a forty year old woman.
I love the Loose Women Facebook page.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Ask them why they nicked the themetune from Noel's House Party

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Aren't you far too young to remember that? I can just about remember it
and I'm nearly 30.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

32

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Bloody hell,
It's not that old, I can remember that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

my mind must be going in my old age.
Roota do you get a special badge on B3ta when you go over30?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

No, but if you'd care to make one I'll join

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

make one?
Gonzo is currently trying to help me pick my own ringtones on my iphone. I could make you a real one and send it in the post ? I have no techno skills.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

there should be one for
impressionable young men instead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Yeah,
It'll make it easier for cougars to hone in on them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

COUGARTRON
ACTIVATE!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Oh yeeeeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

"b3ta dirty 30s club"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

do it chompy.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I'm not in my 30s

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

ummmm nor am I, wait a couple of years and I will ask again.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I won't be for much longer :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

not 40?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

No, I thought I'd go from my 30s straight into my 50s.
I'm a bit wacky like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

well look who is getting irritable in his old age.
want a blanket gramps?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I've mellowed as I've got older.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

really?
you must have been a right bastard when you were younger then ;)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It has been said.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Are you Scottish?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

no...
Edit. Shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I read 'It's no that old'
in the voice of Gudrun Ure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Nae bother, pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

That's another programme along with the news
I find myself shouting at if I see it. The only thing I like about those stupid programmes and forums are that I feel fucking happy I am not one of those mentals lapping the shit up!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm as loose a women as you will find but I can't stand them silly bints.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I have never seen this programme
is it basically some annoying people whinging at each other or something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

No
It's a load of harpies sitting round a table talking about the menopause and 'nooky'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

sounds quality
just the sort of thing I don't pay the license fee for
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Loose Women is ace. I will be on the panel one day.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

are you a loose woman?
or just loosely a woman?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Why did she call you 'liam' when you are clearly Barry from Eastenders?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

he's undercover

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

You've misunderstood.
She wants to know if he likes 'Liam Skellingtons', he's a popular Irish singer from (my favourite place on earth) Ringaskiddy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Is that near Kilmagranny?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Is that a real place?
Googling Ringaskiddy I see that Pfizer make Viagra there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Kilmagranny is not real but shoud be.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

There is a Kilmaganny though
and there's that other favourite, Nobber which is down the road from Muff. The Muff in Meath not Muff in Donegal.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

By the way...
In Donegal there is a place called Muff and they have their own diving club.
www.muffdivingclub.ie/
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I am not clicking on that at work
Even if it's a legitimate site, my company logs the URL...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

have you told them b3ta is a technical discussion forum
for an obscure and horrifically dull aspect of your job?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Hahaha
You're wonderful! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

So's yerself

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Gee thanks!
Oh check this out...

www.pubcrawler.uk.com/pubcrawler-parties-pedibus.html

I'm going on one with work peeps in a few weeks! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Ha!
Imagine the stick you'd get.
Not as much as the paedobus, mind.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Indeed!
I am slightly concerned about driving the thing down busy London roads, thankfully there is a person that steers, so I only have to pedal! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Careful now...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Maybe I won't pedal at all
who'd know, everyone'll be pissed... I think I can get away with that! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

The net connection at work's been down since 1pm
And, as usual, someone loudly says "The Internet's down.", and of course some witty twat (not me) replied "What, the WHOLE Internet?".

Anyway, hello.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I was hoping there had been an accident...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Judging by your face
There has.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Charming as ever.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

She started it!
Just because I told the story of why her and Vipros hate each other.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I do not know this story.
However, as both you and Vipros could do with a kick in the nads, I am inclined to side with Badger.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

*smugs*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Just don't mention The Cheeky Girls, I implore you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I don't usually.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Here y'are. Please don't hit me in the balls.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Lab, can you make a Cougartron please?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

For you m'dear
No of course.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Are ALL the female b3tans cougars?

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I think it must be to the B3tan females as a griddle pan is to the males

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Does that make us cooler?
or just creepier?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Of course we are cooler.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

or cougars in training

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

:D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

ta
I'm just off out
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Oh...right...
"Labs, fancy doing something I can't be arsed to do, while I go gallivanting around town?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Just get on with it.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'm working on it!
Don't shout my face off!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I have now read this.
I am outraged by Vipros's behaviour.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

For turning her down?
He's engaged!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Precisely!
So why the fuck was he feeling her up?
HE'S GREEDY.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I was used Clendrix, taken advantage of I was
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

We'll get them. There's a lot of sand to hide evidence in Somerset.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

By 'them' you mean just Vipros, yes?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Er,
yes. Totally yes.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
Wait a minute... why are both looking at me while trying to hide meat tenderisers behind your backs?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

....They're spiked gravels.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

The gravel that delivers both judgement and punishment.

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Don't you start with the gravels
But I'm glad you got the link I was trying to make.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Well, I wasn't there
But I heard no reports that he actually felt her up, only that she claimed he did after he turned her down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*bangs gravel of judgement*
You are wrong.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Only giving a second-hand witness account
M'lud.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

There's probably not much point in you saying anything.
I rarely base my judgements on sound evidence or truth.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Lab never tells the truth
he is a massive fat liar
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You are as beautiful as you are wise.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Just some of the internet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)