If I'm still living in London in 2012
I'll be getting the fuck out of dodge for the time that its on, can't be doing with the onslaught of additional tourists who don't know their arse from their elbow!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:23, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I shall be going on a pick-pocketing spree
the likes of which London has not seen since the 1870s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Nice one Fagan

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Donald? From Steely Dan?

Or Fagin?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Sorry
I meant Fag
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

But but but sport?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

She's a lady, Chompo.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Then she can watch the shit sports like archery.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Is needlepoint and Olympic sport?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

and what about crying and periods?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Yup
along with using the remote contol to scratch your crack and ballsack!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

FINALLY, a sport I can excel at.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Don't think so but dancing with ribbons is.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah but I don't care about no runners innit blood

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

and it's this attitude of Londoners
that makes the place so unpleasant

That and it smells, is noisy, cramped, sweaty, expensive and alienating
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Oh yeah
Spin on it!

EDIT: Also 'cry me a river' *does a Justin Timberland dance*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

YEAH. SPIN ON IT YEAH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

YEAAAAH!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

*hides from the scary Londoners*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

*happy slaps*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

*captures it all on mobile phone*
*sends to all friends and uploads to YouTube*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

*bleeds*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Arf!
Leona!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

*informs the cops*
*watches you get arrested*
*goes through your computers*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Hahaha
My computers safe, its all kittums and rainbows!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Not bothered about that
*looks for holiday bikini pics*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

*finds pics of Tightly in bondage gear*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Hahaha that's more likely than pics of me in a bikini!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Score!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Do a search for "*.mpeg" and "*.jpeg" on your hard drive without the quote marks.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

But... but...
its hundreds of pictures of you... what th-
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

DiT's my biggest fan.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I tried being a Londoner once
I just wasn't arrogant or rude enough to strangers

edit: someone back me up here, I can't be the only non londoner - these guys are gonna knife me!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I'm a non Londoner
And do find most Londoners rude.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I've lived in
London
Dorset
Wiltshire
Bedfordshire
Cambridgeshire

They're rude people everywhere!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

No, they're cities and counties.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

:-P

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

People can be friendly in Liverpool
Not so much in Stratford, everyone considers themselves too posh to talk to anyone else.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Stratford is a scary place
well the 'shopping centre' is anyways!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I mean of the 'upon Avon' variety
Not the part of London.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Ah I see!
As you were.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

the top of the northern line
is not Scotland, you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

there are some* morons
in south wales, but people will actually talk to you

*many
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Ah, but can you understand what they are saying?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

usually something about leeks
and tom jones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

and 'Sha-kin' Ste-vens'


or the 'Ste-reo-pho-necks'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

baan-gin'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

meh
I've been here three years next Friday and hating people grows on you, if they wern't all cunts we'd get along so well!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I made it about 8 months
in a horrible house share and a 10 hrs a day job paying a pittance
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

No, it's definitely the tourists.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Ha-harr!
Trufacts
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Right on, Shaft.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)