I've just counted, and it was only a bottle
Child's play!

Ooh sounds like you had fun. Everyone loves a crafty damsel.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

he loved it
well actually i don't remember it, but who wouldn't enjoy dragging some drunken trout down the stairs and waiting whilst she spends thirty minutes applying lipgloss to her forehead and eyeliner to her mouth so that you could haul her back up again?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

He loved it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

i am going to choose to agree with you
selective memory is a wonderful thing.

fucking hell, first day back at work tomorrow after 2.5 weeks off, i don't think i could be any more depressed. cheer me up.... jokes, gossip??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I feel pretty unmotivated to be honest, but I'll try
My Dad just rang me from spain to tell me that there is an actual song called 'Mama Get the Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

i could see "mama get the hammer"
becoming a serious cry for help at work!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Or in any desperate situation really

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

i should keep a hammer in my top drawer at work
would solve a lot of my clients' problems more quickly than the law!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)