AT LAST I'VE FOUND U AGAIN, WE'RE MEANT 2B 2GETHER 4 EVAH!!!
Joking, please don't call the internet police
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha
*hangs up the phone*

Oh alright, I'll give you one more chance!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Great, i'll keep all the weird stalkness to a minimum
I just need some toenail clippings to complete my Flim-Flam shrine...should be able to find them on my weekly trawl through your rubbish bins...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Hmmm...
But I don't have rubbish bins, I just use Boots ones as I've not been supplied with my own? :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Excellent, it's this sort of info that makes stalking so much easier
So...*checks diary*...I can stand outside your house mondays, wednesdays, and fridays. Is that good for you? I cant do Tuesdays, Keira Knightly visits her parents that day and I like to follow her and take photos.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

where can I buy copies of these photos?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Around the back of my bins on Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays apparently?!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I've got them pinned up in my rape-cellar*
*don't worry, that's just a turn of phrase. It's really more of a basement.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Hmmm... well Mondays and Tuesdays are fine
but Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays I divide my time between following around Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Josh Hartnett... so we'll have to work out some sort of system.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

WHAT??!! You're stalking other people behind my back?
HUSSEY!!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

he's a bit old for her I'd have thought

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Well I "thought" I was her special stalker-mentalcase-oddball
but no, just another dribbling nutjob that got caught in her WEB OF DECEIT!

Oh well, there's always that red head from Dr. Who.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

A-pa-logies
I didn't mean to hurt you!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

That's life,
That's what the people say,
Riding high in April,
Served with a restraining order in May...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Who's a bit old for me?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Wayne Hussey
Him out of The Mission.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Hahaha
Ah I see! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)