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Okay, I just found my new obsession. I predict this not coming off repeat for the next week.
Last week's soundtrack was the Dresden Dolls - Shores of California and this week looked like it was going to be Them Crooked Vultures - Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I until just now. I was having a casual flick through /links when I found this:
b3ta.com/links/Our_first_music_video_YAYWow, I love it. I am actually in love. Well done Bobbycutters.
What can't you stop listening to at the moment?
Alt Q: How did you come up with your B3ta username? Ten points to anyone who knows where mine is from.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:44,
212 replies,
latest was 16 years ago)
My mate forgot my name once while stoned at uni and called me chompy.
My name is the same as his.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:46,
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I agree, I quite liked it too
I'm getting the new Arcade Fire album asafp. I am also listening to copious amounts of Girl Talk.
My username is a fat (Northern in my translation) sex-manic ancient Greek lady. I found another one about a month after I joined, thought about changing, but decided I liked Lampito more. The alternative username was an of Montreal song.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:47,
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^Arcade Fire. Nom Nom!!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:53,
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Regine Chassagne
NOM NOM NOM!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:59,
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Too true. Too true.
That might be a good OT question actually? Hottest band members or somethign along those lines.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:02,
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It really fucking wouldn't.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:02,
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I enjoy the concentration of fuckery in our two posts
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:03,
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NEEDS MOAR FUCK.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:04,
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Moar FUCK is always excellent.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:24,
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Having thought about it, I concur.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:10,
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Who Is Fucking Insane That You Would Like To Fuck
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:02,
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I'll stick my neck out here
And say You.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:07,
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Get a room!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:10,
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Pandatron blah blah.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:10,
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I think it was too direct for the Pandatron
Not that I forgot about it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:14,
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Still, about time someone took one for the team.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:15,
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O_O
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:12,
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Haha
I can just picture you doing the IRL version of this.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:16,
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While screaming and wailing?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:20,
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And running away
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:22,
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As fast as I can.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:25,
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While on the phone to the police.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:26,
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Once again
You get used to it
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:26,
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Bah you'd both fuck AA and you know it
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:27,
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Struck blind by his outfit?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:30,
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The drag one, the Robin one, or his raping cloak?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:31,
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I can't find that cloak anymore :-(
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:32,
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Woo, it worked!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:31,
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True but you are talking to two of the biggest slags on the internet.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:31,
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:(
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:32,
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Oh don't listen to him
You're not that big.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:33,
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Erm, thank you?
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:36,
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You're also not a slag
Not in my book anyway, and that's all that matters.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:39,
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Thank you :)
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:42,
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So, does this book just list slags?
*wants*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:49,
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:D
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:33,
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Eh, who am I kidding.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:36,
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That kid who you're seeing?
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:40,
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He's history darling.
Keep up.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:41,
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My internet connection isn't fast enough to keep up.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:44,
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:'(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:34,
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Even I'll stand up and say that's a little cruel
*stands up*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:38,
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if it looks like a duck and quacks...
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:39,
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You'll fuck it?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:41,
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fuck a duck
/just wanted an excuse to use that phrase.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:42,
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*applauds*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:43,
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It might be a chicken doing a duck impression.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:41,
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You can tell by the feet.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:47,
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Not ginger.
No secks.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:31,
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Wait, you'd fuck him if he was ginger?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:32,
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With a fringe. And skinny and fit and wore tight jeans and a check shirt.
So essentially if he wasn't anything like he was now. And was my type.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:34,
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you just decribed a modern Ritchie Cunningham
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:36,
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I don't think she could have made it much clearer than this
Effectively, it's another "I wouldn't fuck him for all the money in the world". Got to say, I feel the same, saw myself in the mirror while having a wank the other day, put me right off.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:39,
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Actually, I currently am ginger looking
Dyed my hair brown a couple of months back, it's looking pretty ginge.
Don't worry, won't hold you to it
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:32,
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No.
Naturals only pls
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:35,
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:53,
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Same
Meh, you get used to it
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:21,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post76434710 points please :D
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:52,
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I thought it was because she liked apples.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:54,
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APPLE SMASH
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:55,
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Ah ah ah,
Everyone knows the "For Destruction" bit. But what about the other bit, just Applebite?
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:55,
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Soundgarden track?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:56,
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Ten points to AA!
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:57,
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Woo!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:04,
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damn, I knew the answer
i just have a job :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:15,
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sound savage
hehe
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:01,
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sound lady
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:02,
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+ savage
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:06,
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It doesn't bite.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:06,
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I don't want to find out
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:09,
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It's like feeding a toothless horse
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:12,
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I can imagine it undulating as it tries to chew
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:12,
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Ugh!
This is horrible! Can we please not?
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:15,
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Sorry :(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:17,
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No you're not
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:22,
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I am a little bit
I've not met her, yet I'm talking about her vah-jay-jay in impolite and graphic terms.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:28,
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True
I do forget you're actually a nice bloke.
Although the conversation between me, you and BK was pretty off colour, if I remember correctly...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:33,
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I actually don't remember much of any conversation from that night
But I can talk The Filth at times.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:36,
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It was just the 3 of us talking utter shite, being ludicrously crude
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:40,
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I remember it happening, just not the content
I love being crude at times!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:42,
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Twas rather entertaining
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:44,
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:(
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:20,
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sorry
I'm not taking sides, it was just a vivid mental picture.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:24,
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I was thinking of EXACTLY this!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:21,
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
*runs*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:24,
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Aww, now I need to find a new head to infest
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:26,
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*tin foil hat*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:27,
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Don't you come near me, with your brain possum tendencies.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:28,
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I'm so wone-wee
Oh so wone-wee
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:31,
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Is it because a survey was taken
And popular opinion is that your ladymoud resembles an apple that a llama has bitten a chunk out of?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:56,
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And "Llamachomp clunge" doesn't sound cute enough?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:57,
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Eeeeee yuk.
A survey has been taken about my breasts, but never my ladymound.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:06,
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What were the choices?
Describe Applebite's breasts. Are they:
A: Woo!
B: Yay!
C: Dog Ears.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:07,
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Officelol at C:
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:08,
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Haha not quite.
More just: "Hey, you! What do you think of her tits? She reckons they're too small. Have a feel if it helps." By my best mate to randomers at download.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:10,
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Sweet
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:12,
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It works better as a name than JustLikeSuicide
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:57,
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Leave the search alone,
You cheater.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:58,
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NOooooooooooooooooooooooo
I love the search.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:03,
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It's pointless me searching for my own name on b3ta
too many people talking about kittehs
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:07,
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I get loads of fatties talking about food if I search chomp.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:08,
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food rape
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:09,
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I might just throw your name into random posts
to throw you off.
psychochomp
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:20,
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Or like
THIIIIS
hahahaa
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:26,
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I just did a chomp search and it's about 50/50 talking about you or fatties
Most of the ones about you seem to be people apologising to you for being mean.
This was my favourite food one:
17p for a chomp bar?
Daylight fucking robbery.
- BGB
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:28,
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Apples and I bought Chompy a Chomp
I forgot to give it to him. It's somehwere in my room at home.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:30,
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room at homestomach
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:41,
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Oh my, I didn't know 'till just now that it wasn't "applebite".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:02,
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Oh wait, it is.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:02,
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I assumed your name was a play on the GnR album?
I like To Kill A Mockingbird. I grew up wanting to be like Atticus Finch. But for humourous purposes I inserted an L. I'm pretty certain this only amuses me.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:52,
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Currently it's Dethalbum by Dethklok for me
Just an all round good album
Alt Q: First day of 6th form I meet a new mate, end up chatting about all sorts of shit.
Can't remember how the conversation came round to it, but talk turned to religion, or the mocking of it.
He said "If I could be arsed, I'd become the new antichrist"
My response "So you're a theist then?"
"Nah, i'm agnostic really"
I laughed for about the next ten minutes, and so my username was born!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:53,
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As I've bored you with before
I used to run a clubnight in Liverpool (EBM/Industrial/Noise, once a month called Sanctuary) with a mate, and as we were setting everything up we were deciding what our DJ names would be . All the other DJs who play at Goth or Cyber nights pick dark or sci-fi names, that we thought sounded far too pretentious.
In the end I settled for my name (as I like how it rolls off the tongue, plus I can be a bit of a cunt), and he went for "FP Judderlord", where "FP" stands for "Fistal Pleasure", and Judderlord was because he looked like the Judderman from the old Metz adverts.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:55,
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Beware the Judderman my dear...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:56,
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in school we had to come up with a fake name for a fashion label
mine was Kitty O'Hara. I can't remember why. I was young and foolish.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:00,
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But...but...I thought that was your real name!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:00,
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sorry.
I wish it was, it's way better than my real name, bloody surname rhyming with slut.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:04,
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I hate it when people say words like "pool" or "pull", as I think they're saying my real name.
=(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:05,
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I always mistake Cake for my name.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:08,
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And Kite
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:12,
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"...it's a fookin disgrace"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:12,
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Good lad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:21,
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Knew you'd get that!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:23,
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I've just realised, your sig is also counting down to my birthday.
59 days til I stop being a teenager. HOLY SHIT that's scary.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:25,
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Haha, I don't think Monty even remembers being a teenager
I think the industrial revolution was on at the time
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:29,
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And there was I thinking it was your Burlesque name
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:00,
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It would be if I did shows
As it stands my pole students are Kitty's Polecats
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:05,
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Oh that's clever
I like that
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:05,
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The beginners are kittens
I haven't thought of the rest. Maybe intermediate can be bobcat and then advanced can go straight up to jaguar.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:21,
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Cougar's an obvious category
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:23,
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OMG I could do a mature ladies class and call them the cougars
hehe
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:33,
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COUGAR!
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:24,
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Although sometimes I get stuck in a loop
And think you're a reporter from The Day Today, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:05,
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or Patches O'Hoolihan
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:22,
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*throws wrench*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:23,
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It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:24,
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Ahhhaahahahaa!
I love that phrase, and I'd forgotten about it, so now I'm in tears of laughter.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:26,
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Star trek fan, innit?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:03,
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I don't get it
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:05,
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I'm sure there was some girl in the first one that had the name "O'hara".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:07,
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Uhura?
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:09,
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I think that's what he was getting at.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:14,
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Oh, yeah', I thought it was "O'hara", like "O'Brian".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:15,
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oh I geddit now.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:22,
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Oh gosh, that's such a dark song and video.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:01,
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Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti ....
...is like musical California Sunshine and well worth a bash despite all the hype.
My username is a mispronunciation of a deconstruction theorist. I had bought his book and never read it despite it taking up home on my coffee table for almost two years. Whenever I went off on a rant my friend Mike would call me Dr. 'fookin' Tugnut.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:01,
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Omarion 'Speeding', Trey Songz 'Neighbors Know My Name' Juelz Santana 'Back to the Crib'
alt: taylor swift
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:04,
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Obv inspired by Star Trek but first car
If my first car (a Mk One Astra) did over 70mph then my username was the cry.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:07,
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My B3ta name is Prince Albert's pet name for Queen Victoria.
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girlinthehole, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:10,
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Mine could be anything
Scousers used to get called bin-rooters, and there's the word router, and it also sounds like it might be a little creature like a possum or hamster.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:11,
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I thought it had something to do with what Australians mean by "Root"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:14,
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Nope
I didn't find that out until Spikeypickle told me.
I'd never have used it if I knew it had slaggy connotations.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:17,
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Alt q: It's a wank joke.
Because I wank a lot, you see? Ahahahahahahahah.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:11,
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I don't want to see
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:13,
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Aw man, and I got some Clockwork Orange eye-openers in special and everything.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:16,
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My new Hell is thus:
Being strapped down, eyes forced open, watching you hunched-double as you furiously yank your cock, defying the medical profession with how much friction it can withstand, before you finally unleash a single globule of almost-desicated cum, that flies through the air like rancid birdshit, before it lands on my still forced-open eye.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:20,
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that would proper sting
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:23,
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Yes, as I have it on good faith
That Giger and Ridley Scott based the Alien's acidic blood off of Wookiee's caustic cum.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:25,
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Yes. It is for their own good that I am not out there nobbing young ladies left right and centre.
I do not wish them to dissolve. It's selfless kindness.
Yes, this is why.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:34,
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Such a selfless act.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:35,
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I was originally
Migrating Coconuts on 'ere but then changed my username when some weird bugger kept bothered me. I couldn't be arsed to come up with something witty and clever so just went through a list of words I thought were funny and came up with Flim-Flam. I could have ended up being called Potato-Trousers, Fandango-Orange or Felicity-Ding-Dong really.
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:14,
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Sorry about that.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:15,
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Hahaha
No you're not.
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:17,
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AT LAST I'VE FOUND U AGAIN, WE'RE MEANT 2B 2GETHER 4 EVAH!!!
Joking, please don't call the internet police
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:17,
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Haha
*hangs up the phone*
Oh alright, I'll give you one more chance!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:19,
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Great, i'll keep all the weird stalkness to a minimum
I just need some toenail clippings to complete my Flim-Flam shrine...should be able to find them on my weekly trawl through your rubbish bins...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:21,
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Hmmm...
But I don't have rubbish bins, I just use Boots ones as I've not been supplied with my own? :S
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:24,
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Excellent, it's this sort of info that makes stalking so much easier
So...*checks diary*...I can stand outside your house mondays, wednesdays, and fridays. Is that good for you? I cant do Tuesdays, Keira Knightly visits her parents that day and I like to follow her and take photos.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:31,
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where can I buy copies of these photos?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:34,
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Around the back of my bins on Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays apparently?!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:37,
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I've got them pinned up in my rape-cellar*
*don't worry, that's just a turn of phrase. It's really more of a basement.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:39,
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Hmmm... well Mondays and Tuesdays are fine
but Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays I divide my time between following around Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Josh Hartnett... so we'll have to work out some sort of system.
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:36,
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WHAT??!! You're stalking other people behind my back?
HUSSEY!!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:41,
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he's a bit old for her I'd have thought
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:46,
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Well I "thought" I was her special stalker-mentalcase-oddball
but no, just another dribbling nutjob that got caught in her WEB OF DECEIT!
Oh well, there's always that red head from Dr. Who.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:55,
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A-pa-logies
I didn't mean to hurt you!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:56,
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That's life,
That's what the people say,
Riding high in April,
Served with a restraining order in May...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03,
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Who's a bit old for me?
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:55,
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Wayne Hussey
Him out of The Mission.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:07,
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Hahaha
Ah I see! :)
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09,
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It suits you perfectly!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:17,
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Why thank you lovely
as does yours! :)
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:19,
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hehe ding dong
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:19,
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See
Funny words! :)
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:25,
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I can't stop listening to Dr Feelgood's Malpractice LP
My username comes from my school days, it's too convoluted (and unfunny, truth be told) to explain further.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:30,
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I can imagine your school year book;
Monty Boyce
- Head Prefect
- Rugby Captain
- Most likely to discover MASSIVE DRUGZ and impregnate a mental
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:51,
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The first bit of point 3 was well under way by the time I left school, unfortunately.
Rugby - sod off Staggy old boy: sport's for quitters.
...as for Head Prefect - I am enormously proud to have the honour of being the first boy to turn down the offer of prefecture in the school's history. They couldn't fucking believe it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:55,
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You don't play by the rulez maaaaan!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03,
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I'm fuckin' punk rock, maaaaaan.
Honest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:06,
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Tru dat.
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09,
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You Johnny Reb you
I went to a shitty comp, so we didn't have such things.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:06,
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I was a prefect
I got fired for accumulating 11 black marks when 10 was the threshold. I was quite proud of that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:11,
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Ah, a fellow 'gangsta'!
*does complicated handshake*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:18,
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Music obsession free at the moment
the last one was Panic at the Disco "Pretty. Odd."
My b3taname was a fictional deity from a short story outline that never got written.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:34,
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I've always wondered about your name.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:37,
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It's a metaphor for the human condition innit guv
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:51,
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I thought it might have something to do with "Alice in Chains"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:56,
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I thought it sounded literary.
Something Blake or someone might have written.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:58,
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Ooo get you, Mister la-de-dah i've read a book in me time...
Did you know Conn Igguldon is releasing a 4th book in his Genghis Khan series? I look forward to reading it.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:11,
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*punches air*
Excellent - that I did not know, anything about GK gets my vote. I'm sure I've had this conversation with you before but do you know if they made a sequel to 'Mongol'?
Great film but it ended just as the story was beginning.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:16,
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Got this from IMDB;
As of April 2010, Bodrov is working on part 2, tentatively titled The Great Khan, which is expected to start filming later in 2010 with a budget of around $45 million. As to whether or not part 3 will ever be made, there is no word as of yet.Sounds promising
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:24,
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OH YEAAAAHHHHH
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:33,
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I make chicken
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TheColonel, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:00,
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With your wee beady eye!
Ooooh you're gonna buy my chicken!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:00,
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Eh?
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TheColonel, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:06,
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Aww I was hoping you might have seen
So I Married An Axe Murderer... its a quote from that when Mike Myers talks about how much he hates The Colonel!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09,
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I'm afraid I have not.
And believe me, the feeling is mutual.
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TheColonel, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:13,
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Aww
You should watch it if you get the chance, its crap but brilliant all at the same time! :)
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:16,
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I shall put it on my to do list.
If it's shit I shall complain online.
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TheColonel, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:22,
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Sounds good to me! :)
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:30,
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...cry
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:00,
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GRAVY TEARS
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TheColonel, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03,
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