I can imagine your school year book;
Monty Boyce
- Head Prefect
- Rugby Captain
- Most likely to discover MASSIVE DRUGZ and impregnate a mental
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The first bit of point 3 was well under way by the time I left school, unfortunately.
Rugby - sod off Staggy old boy: sport's for quitters.

...as for Head Prefect - I am enormously proud to have the honour of being the first boy to turn down the offer of prefecture in the school's history. They couldn't fucking believe it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You don't play by the rulez maaaaan!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I'm fuckin' punk rock, maaaaaan.

Honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Tru dat.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

You Johnny Reb you
I went to a shitty comp, so we didn't have such things.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I was a prefect
I got fired for accumulating 11 black marks when 10 was the threshold. I was quite proud of that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Ah, a fellow 'gangsta'!
*does complicated handshake*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)