I would happily trade the lives of
'Jobless mum-of-eight Theresa Bystram, 45, and her three teenage sons' for that book. No question.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:46, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd trade them for a dog-eared copy of 'Where's Wally?'
That some Downs Syndrome kid had defaced with crayon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

^This.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I would happily trade the lives of, etc
for a decent ham sandwich right about now, but I seriously doubt their collective worth is sufficiently high
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

too fucking right
I'd trade her life for any of the books in my collection.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

So would I
But I would make he read it all out loud, before letting her drop.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)

you'd be there all fucking year
maybe start with the Hungry Caterpillar instead
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Ok,
I'll hook the trap door to a computer already programmed with the complete works, and if she stops reciting or makes a mistake, the computer trips the trap door, and then sends me an E-mail.

I can be at home with my feet up watching Dave or having a wank while I wait.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)