YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN I'M RICH AND FAMOUS
if they ever fucking call me

Also, I'm not doing Ballroom to become famous, I'm way too old for that. Although, admittedly, if I'd started dancing young enough to be of a decent standard when Strictly started, I'd have done it like a shot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you get rich
You own me a dinner in a posh Japanese restaurant. Preferably in Japan.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

WON'T WILL
RICH AND FAMOUS BOOTED OFF AFTER THE FIRST ROUND CRYING BECAUSE ANNE ROBINSON CALLED ME A GIRL
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

It took me a while
But oh, I'm laughing now :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah, I'd cry if Anne Robinson mocked my masculinity
cos that NEVER happens

And there's no fucking way I'll go out in the first round, have you seen the mongs they have on that programme?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

ooh careful
pride comes before a very public fall on BBC2
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I know I shouldn't get too cocky
and that it's different sitting at home screaming bloody obvious answers at the screen than it is being in the studio, etc. But if I get on, I fully intend to win. My Dad only came second and he's been on loads of quiz shows, so it'd be brilliant to go one better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)