That is a massive generalisation.
But they're always right.

I have a jabscreen (Charlie Brooker reference) because it was cheap and, unlike the Nokias I've had for the past four years, doesn't crash three times a day.

It's still only a phone though.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I've had my little Samsung phone for over 2 and a half years
and it's dented and battered, but it still makes calls and texts and the calendar and alarm work fine, that's literally all I use it for. Wiggy gets mad because I forget about it and it runs out of battery.

Admittedly, it was very useful when we were on the narrowboat and it ran out of petrol and the lads all used their posh phones to find the nearest petrol station, but I also managed to glean the same information by asking the guy on the next boat. And in the end it turned out they were all wrong and my bloke was right.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)