Bizarrely, I'm going to defend people other than myself
Your question to Vipros makes you sound a bit gay. Also, as if you could handle the two extra strings, bassmonkey

Also, pretty much everyone will defend their home town. Milton Keynes residents just have to do it more often. Because it's horrible there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You assume I don't play 6-string bass
Also Surbiton does not need defending by its former inhabitants. Stella Street and The Good Life have already done that for us. Somehow.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

This is the odd position I'm in
I'm very proud to come from Nottingham, cos when I was growing up there it was fucking ace. Then I moved away and all of a sudden it's the gun crime capital of Britain. Not sure whether to be smug or not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

So you could claim to have stemming the tide of gun crime that threatened to infest your fair city?
Probably better than me claiming I was stemming the tide of posh twats in unecessary 4x4s...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Pretty much
I was a one-man teenage law enforcer

Like Kick-Ass, for want of another adolescent superhero
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

bananaman

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I defend mine
And it's an Utter Shithole
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

You're from Skem?
you poor, poor soul.
(berk, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Yep!
I left when I was 16, went downhill from there though :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Doesn't quite have the infamy
of Skem though.
(berk, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Exactly
It was so boring until I turned 18.

Then I left, and Macclesfield is far better!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I can’t get a job cause I can’t get out of bed.
I can’t go to college cause I’ve nothing in my head.
I can’t play drums and I can’t really sing
I’ve tried to play guitar but it’s got far too many strings
I’ll play bass

It’s got four strings; I only use two.
I’ve never worked out what the others do.
I play bass
I’m happy here just strumming along
But I’m still not sure how to play this song
I play bass
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)