Al's just listing things he's imagining you wearing
Got to love that hat and tights combo.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If you had met her, the first thing you would imagine her wearing
is hats and tights. And being drunk. And probably either kissing you or punching you.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Or possibly both, in some sort of perverse frenzy
Enjoying having a mrs al to feed you and make you fatter?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:53, Reply)

She's done a very good job so far
I came home nearly a stone heavier than when I left. And I just had a kebab for dinner. Tomorrow, I start to jog again.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Screw jogging
More kebabs. I might consider leaving the house tomorrow, but in the end will just end up lying in bed eating sweets like a fatty-fat-fatty again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Bloody students. Get a job!

( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Technically I'm not a student anymore
What with having graduated. The job hunt just isn't progressing as quickly as I'd like, mostly because a bout of laziness has taken over this week.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Bloody scrounging benefit thieves. Get a Job!
It must be easy, the government says so.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Despite advice from many
I'm not on benefits either, I'm just being poor instead.
Damn government are full of more lies than NuLabor. It may be easier if I applied for more though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Nu-Liar-Bour
you mean, with their old leader Gordon Clown.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:17, Reply)

It'll never be right here
Until Griffin's in charge. TRUFAX.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Congratulations again on the wedding, have a happy time together!
And I can promise you I will neither kiss nor punch you
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Awww, thank you. I'm sure we will
Are you back home for the holidays yet or are you hanging around in London?
( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Nup, I'm in London
Camberwell to be precise. Staying her for the foreseeable future. It's awesome.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Good stuff.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)

It really is.
The house is a tip though :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I quite often wear hats
and I almost always wear tights, so really it's not that odd that he'd picture me wearing them
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:07, Reply)