In other news....
My little girl has stuck a raisin up her nose!

It's been there for two days now. My ex took her to get it removed by the doc today but she (child) wouldn't let the chap even look up there, let alone try to retrieve it. Consequently she has to be put under sedation on Thursday. This is all rather funny other than my mother and sister are allergic to general anaesthetic as is my ex's mother - I know nothing about this shit, should I worry?

For some reason I am asking you cunts rather than Google. Or a doctor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:42, 131 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I can only make soothing noises
at you, as I know little of these things. except I'm not sure how to do soothing noises - you'll just have to imagine them

My brother once had to have a stone taken out of his ear under general anaesthetic. It was the same weekend I won a prize on Going Live. Tru fax
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:46, Reply)

make a "croo" noise, like a pigeon

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:48, Reply)

croooocroooo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Monty ! I'm STARVING, I can't wait to get cooking,
Crabby crab crab, monty has got me, into crab tune to Nacho Man.

I'm waiting for my flatmates to tell me if they're joining me for dinner, if they are, I shall COOK and ENJOY and BLOG.... if they're not, then I shall EXPERMENT and BLOG.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I've just been told crab doesn't taste like prawn or lobster.
Oh my, I think I _may_ have made a terrible mistake.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:55, Reply)

You haven't. Trust me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Phew, I just tried some, and came to the shocking realisation that crab taste just like crab stick; which I like.
=D

I started cooking, only chopping and getting the water boiling, but my camera ran out of juice, so I'm giving it 15 minutes before I go for it =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Made it ! Added wine and cream.
I don't like the texture of the crab, but the taste is really good. All in all, not bad for a first attempt.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:07, Reply)

It's not a million miles away.
I had only had it in cakes (crab not cream) before i tried that recipe yesterday and found it wonderfully light yet meaty.

And that was the shit from a tin.
(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I once put a shit in a tin.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Tinned crab in Romania is called 'Crap'.

AND THUS THE CYCLE IS COMPLETE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)

it's not the same, but it's still nice
and it's similar enough.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:14, Reply)

Good man - I await your review. Hope you like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I would totally have sex with your daughter so hard
that the raisin would fly out of her nose and comically land in the mouth of a large fat man who was yawning at the time.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:52, Reply)

YOU!
Hello old bean, how's married life, you rotten paedo?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:56, Reply)

So far, it's a lot like being on holiday most of the time
with an unpleasant sensation of being at work at the end of it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I felt like that when I went on holiday.
Does this mean I'm married?

*confused face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:01, Reply)

on a sidenote Monty
Not to put too fine a point on it, but your brother's review of Sonisphere was shit and wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)

He didn't catch Busted, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:06, Reply)

more fool him
They were ace.

And he said Iron Maiden was shit which is just pure rubbish
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Iron Maiden are pure rubbish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Oh don't you start.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)

don't listen to him Al
they were awesome. Slayer were awesome. It was all awesome, apart from Pendulum which was a bit annoying, and The Cult which was disappointing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)

this is why you should have seen fightstar instead
Maiden were awesome you're right though, though Bruce Dickinsons taste in clothes is a bit special
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Busted played?!?!
Oh my.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:10, Reply)

monty lied
Fightstar played which had the guy from Busted in it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Oh of course.
Are you still stuck in Victoria? I feel bad for you son.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Yeah still here
till 7 tonight. I've been chatted up by two odd people already
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Did you show your breasts to any b3tans?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)

no
My record remains clean luckily. I did meet Vipros and berk though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

did you take anything away from your skinning up lesson?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Did you teach her to take MASSIVE DRUGS?
This is terribly bad form. Unless you used the effect of MASSIVE DRUGS to have a look at her breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:22, Reply)

she asked me to
and it had beneficial pain relieving effects. My mrs was there. Reading between the lines, she didn't seem keen for me to look at Amberl's breasts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Did you gleen that from the way she punched your face
every time your eyes dropped below Amberls nose?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:28, Reply)

there was that
the scrotum crushing was also a strong signal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:35, Reply)

I was sorry about the top afterwards
it was the only thing in my suitcase that was even a bit pretty/rock/metal etc. I had white linen shirts by the dozen and abercrombie and fitch t-shirts.

And it had an awesome effect on the pain. I don't care if it was only a placebo
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I thought the top, in spite of it's white and floweryness
had enough black and enough of the right sort of style that you got away with it.

I saw stocky balding men in floral dresses, I don't think you had to worry!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I did thank you
I might even put in some practice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

splendid stuff
start with single skins, or thicker papers and you will probably find it easier.

search for the joint rollers handbook in google too. it has some more complicated joints, but the bit on rolling might actually be helpful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:34, Reply)

cheers again
And if this surfing bash happens, I'll make you one myself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Dunno
Did you spend a day with everyone you like but not really have time to talk to any of them, and then get really drunk and dance to "Welcome to the Jungle" really badly?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Yes and no. Mainly no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Shame
You're probably not then. Unless you ended up with a new set of knives?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I got an inflatable crocodile?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:08, Reply)

I wish someone had bought me an inflatable crocodile.
I would have taken it to the cook islands with me and used it to scare Kiwi tourists.

I met the two fattest american cunts I have ever seen. The fat old shit was so fucking lardy he couldn't walk up fucking stairs without someone pushing him from behind, and his fat old wife was almost as bad.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Haha quality.
Did you manage to get any pics of them?

For, y'know, 'research purposes'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:11, Reply)

You mean wanking?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

What's this I hear about your puching wookie?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)

I got very drunk and violent
I don't remember it though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Sadly not
but there was a very funny incident when they put them in wheelchairs to get them to the plane and they lined them up next to each other and mrs al leaned over and said it looked like they were going to have a race. I laughed really loudly at them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

My flatmate went to america a few years ago
And all her pictures are pictures of lolfatties.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:14, Reply)

I drew a message in the sand, just for the b3tans
which I will post here once I'm back at home again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Can't wait.
Is it something to do with breasts?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Might be.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Does it look anything like this
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs281.ash1/20861_1473969820260_1564113313_31186011_8373546_n.jpg ?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:23, Reply)

That's where I got my inspiration from
my erection came from the photos of you jumping into that cold looking pool.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Does that mean I'm your muse?
And if you'd jumped into that pool you'd have anything but an erection. It was fucking freezing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

hope you had a great time
And obviously your idea is genius, though with b3ta it could be like the hysterical woman in Airplane!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I like the idea of a long line of b3tans queing up to do more and more despicable things to Montys charming little girl
I hope she does her little bending her knees dance after each one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:59, Reply)

The dance has been upgraded to a kind of mental Ian Curtis kind of thing these days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:02, Reply)

She hangs herself?
Cool.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)

...whilst singing in a toneless, shit way.
It's great, but on the downside there are constantly loads of 'misunderstood genius' students moping about outside her house all the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Listen, Al, is your women into doing a bit more than the usual stuff?
I was wondering you see, I've been told a lot about people who shit on each other, and I'm open to try it, I'm willing for someone I trust to plop a turd on my chest, but only someone I trust. And I can't think of anyone I would trust more than the wife of my best friend; you !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:28, Reply)

my bosses kid started smelling real bad
which is usual for a kid in nappies but not for a whole fucking month. turned out he'd jammed a piece of ham up his nostril and it'd started going bad. lovely stuff.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:02, Reply)

That's brilliant
when you are you having your birthday? Are you 16 yet?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)

people are so fucking miserable al
all mardy and oh stop banging on about your birthday. why dont they just fuck off or something its totally my birthday soon the arsey cunts

its making me :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)

That fucking sucks
I love hearing about your birthday. I'm imagining the card I want to make you. It's got sparkly bits on it and when you open it a cardboard cut out thing pops out and flaps as you wiggle the card. It's fucking genius even if I do say so myself.

I reckon anyone who gets mardy about your birthday, you should punch them right in the left tit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Al!
Are you back?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I'm totally back
but don't ask me what day it is, I'm horrifically jet lagged. How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:10, Reply)

It's tuesday.
Was it worth the jetlag? I'm good ta. I've got another new boy to work on. I also have a pole and a free house.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Is he skinny and with an emo haircut?
Jet lag is totally worth it. We ate so much food, I've put on almost a stone, I feel like a right fat cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:15, Reply)

yes and ish.
He also wears check shirts and is ever so slightly ginger. :D However did you guess?
In three weeks? You fat bastard. All the fat al pictures are going to get rolled out tomorrow.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)

We ate out for pretty much every meal
and we discovered this bar where they first started making Irish Coffee in the states, we got absolutely shit faced.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Ah, fair enough.
That is what holidays are for, really.
Sounds like you had an excellent time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:27, Reply)

THIS IS A SHAMELESS FAT AL CUE

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:32, Reply)

How is your little alien?
Has she chomped your breasts yet?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Yeah, she's mad for the tits.
She's turning into a right little chunker.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:01, Reply)

i have a whole photo album devoted to the lovely stuff people made me on my last birthday
i fucking love a birthday and lovely stuff i just dont get the hostility man. im just about to post another update and any h8rz are getting deleted right up.

what colour is my card?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:10, Reply)

It's kind of beige paper I think
And I'd get some of those fluffy pens, I'd get a green and a pink one and some of the gold sparkly glitter stuff. And I think it would have an animal on the front, and a picture of you and the animal would look really cute and it would say something like "separated at birth" so that it's being nice and saying you look like a cute animal.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)

oh man im totally opening that on sunday i wont open it yet or it'll spoil the surprise!
this is well the bestest not realest card ive not got before my birthday unopened until sunday for like... EVER!!!11!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Just wait until you open it
there's a really funny line inside that'll make you do a real life LOL and then you'll read the message I wrote next to it and it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and also a bit fizzy between your legs, because you actually fancy me a little bit, even though you know I'm married and stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)

oooh get to the bit where i start adding all your friends on fb in an attempt to get closer to you
and then surreptitiously glean information from wall posts and updates leading to me staking out a bash and following you home... waiting... waiting... pushing love notes under your door and calling your house only to put the phone down as she answers just to hear your voice only your voice god why wont you pick up i know youre home i can you on the fuckiNG SOFA WHY WONT YOU ANSWER YOU MAKE IT SO HARD TO FUCKING LOVE YOU
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Wait a sec, I was just wondering, I'm not sure, but are you still up for that orgy with me, Beckybxbxlkbkxlbkxlkbsomething , clendrix, wookie and Doc Something ?
'cus if you're out, then I need to pull in my a-game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Why not just sprinkle some pepper
or dust under her nose and make her sneeze it out?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Maybe some of 'Daddy's special sniffing powder' might dislodge it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Now there's an idea!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:26, Reply)

There's loads of different types of general.
Ask what all of those related to her are alergic to and make sure the doctors know.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Anaesthetic
I am sorry for you. How old is your little girl? It sounds like the start of a comedy story!

My brother is an anaesthetist in Billund and I have just called him: he says that there are many different cocktails of sedation that can be provided to deal with allergy.

I cannot help you more than this I am sorry other than to make sympathetic noises.
(JohntheDane, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I'Ve just texted him this since we do the same for animals at work as well

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:42, Reply)

oooh here's something entertaining
apparently these photoshops are powerful and engaging, not awful, cliched and hammy

www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/the-ghosts-of-world-war-iis
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:44, Reply)

sorry for posting a link, and one that is irrelevent at that
but I wanted to air my opinion of these and I couldn't do that to the person who just put it on facebook
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:47, Reply)

wow, really like those
thanks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:50, Reply)

really hope you're joking
goddam it why do people have such shit taste?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:03, Reply)

hhmm
it would seem I have suddenly developed a bad mood
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Aw! her first nasel blockage.
I hope it's being photographically documented.
( girlinthehole, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Good luck with that one
We've not had a nasal blockage yet.
We have got our own chairs at A&E though.

And avoid large African doctors if at all possible - they have long slender fingers which they insert up bums.

I'm saving that story for a relevant qotw.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Hahaha!
I am saving the story of my prostate exam for similar reasons.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Good currant affairs thread

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:41, Reply)

there's no raisin to start that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Goodness grapeious

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:52, Reply)

wonder if the sultana of Brunei ever had this problem
*extremely tenuous*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:58, Reply)

sounds like a rough date

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:01, Reply)

this will prune the weakest from the strongest

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:00, Reply)

couldn't give a fig if it did

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:06, Reply)

We have figs in the garden. They're popular with crows.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:11, Reply)

*searches for pun*
*head asplodes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:12, Reply)

HAHAHA
I've outfoxed you.


is this a pun, making a link between garden pests? OR DO I SIMPLY MEAN WHAT I SAY?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I choose option c)
You are infact drunk and wearing a hat
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I'm neither drunk nor wearing a hat.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:37, Reply)

tights?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Surprisingly not, I'm in a rare display
of wearing jeans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Al's just listing things he's imagining you wearing
Got to love that hat and tights combo.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:45, Reply)

If you had met her, the first thing you would imagine her wearing
is hats and tights. And being drunk. And probably either kissing you or punching you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Or possibly both, in some sort of perverse frenzy
Enjoying having a mrs al to feed you and make you fatter?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:53, Reply)

She's done a very good job so far
I came home nearly a stone heavier than when I left. And I just had a kebab for dinner. Tomorrow, I start to jog again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Screw jogging
More kebabs. I might consider leaving the house tomorrow, but in the end will just end up lying in bed eating sweets like a fatty-fat-fatty again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Bloody students. Get a job!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Technically I'm not a student anymore
What with having graduated. The job hunt just isn't progressing as quickly as I'd like, mostly because a bout of laziness has taken over this week.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Bloody scrounging benefit thieves. Get a Job!
It must be easy, the government says so.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Despite advice from many
I'm not on benefits either, I'm just being poor instead.
Damn government are full of more lies than NuLabor. It may be easier if I applied for more though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Nu-Liar-Bour
you mean, with their old leader Gordon Clown.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:17, Reply)

It'll never be right here
Until Griffin's in charge. TRUFAX.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Congratulations again on the wedding, have a happy time together!
And I can promise you I will neither kiss nor punch you
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Awww, thank you. I'm sure we will
Are you back home for the holidays yet or are you hanging around in London?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Nup, I'm in London
Camberwell to be precise. Staying her for the foreseeable future. It's awesome.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Good stuff.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)

It really is.
The house is a tip though :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I quite often wear hats
and I almost always wear tights, so really it's not that odd that he'd picture me wearing them
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:07, Reply)