I dreamt about you last night
Which only makes me the same as 80% of the female population of Britain.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I believe there are addiction clinics
to wean women off me but they have about a six percent success rate. I dreamed that I was in a porno with Rocky Balboa and some Italian bird. Then that I was at my mates and we put the Alien DVD in and the Alien starting knocking about with us in the house. He was sound.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:15, Reply)

I was with you and your mates in the offie
I got some Carlsberg and some Carling and there were girls dressed in scanty red footy kits and scanty blue footy kits.
Then the family who owned the offie started u87iiiiiiiiiiiiiyjhnb Tigger typed that.
The family who owned the offie started laughing and throwing stuff around.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:23, Reply)