What a great week!
Well, all you Brits, your country is great! I had a great time in Manchester and also in London the last two days. I'm heading out to the airport in an hour to get my flight home to hicksville.

I ate some great food, and met some great people - I wish I could have had more notice and met up with some of you.
I'll be back in September to finalize the rollout of the new software.

Oh, and jellied eels??? What the fuck???
(nolongernuts, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 4:51, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Glad you had a good time.
Now fuck off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 7:08, Reply)

Fucking off in approximately 30 minutes.
I'll let you know if the airplane crashes.

Parting gifts from co-workers: A jar of Marmite, a pack of Rizzlas, a pack of novelty condoms from the pub and a novelty lady toy from the pub.
(nolongernuts, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 7:36, Reply)

Hmmmm. I'd like a novelty lady to toy with.
Have a good flight.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:01, Reply)

Marmite is awesome

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

We Brits are very good at bringing you down to our level.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:05, Reply)

'Kin 'ell lad
Did you go to an England-themed museum?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:09, Reply)

Where did you go for eels?
I hope it was Manze's on Tower Bridge Road. They do the best double double in London. Because it's south of the river obviously.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:10, Reply)

I dreamt about you last night
Which only makes me the same as 80% of the female population of Britain.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:12, Reply)

I believe there are addiction clinics
to wean women off me but they have about a six percent success rate. I dreamed that I was in a porno with Rocky Balboa and some Italian bird. Then that I was at my mates and we put the Alien DVD in and the Alien starting knocking about with us in the house. He was sound.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:15, Reply)

I was with you and your mates in the offie
I got some Carlsberg and some Carling and there were girls dressed in scanty red footy kits and scanty blue footy kits.
Then the family who owned the offie started u87iiiiiiiiiiiiiyjhnb Tigger typed that.
The family who owned the offie started laughing and throwing stuff around.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:23, Reply)