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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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More importantly, why have I woken up with Dr. Hooks "When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman" in my brain?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
because it's brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)
The last line sounds like an ode to onanism

"When you're in love with a beautiful woman you go it alone"
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)
Well, the mere thought of her would set you tugging wouldn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Miquita Oliver?
Nah, our love transcends the physical
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)
I've seen that mongol out in Shoreditch dozens of times.
She is not the most subtle cocaine user out there...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)
I'll have to caution you there, thats my missus you're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Unlucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Jealousy is so ugly

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)
The only good thing I can say about Dr Hook
is that at least their success meant there was one less disabled cunt sponging off the state.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Was he a disabled?
he appears to now have the best website ever, it's got flashing stars and everything
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Best site of the week so far

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I don't know who you're referring to
Instead I'm picturing Tinkerbell in Hook, and remembering the effect on my pyjama area she had when I was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)
ewww Julia Roberts munts

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Yeah this, the big lipped twat
Christ knows how she gets so many starring roles in feature films when Miquita is yet to star in one.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)
I was a young teen, with hormones and everything
To quote Xander from Buffy "I'm a teenage boy, I'm aroused by linoleum".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)
hahah that line always stuck with me too
I'm not sure why! I think it was the halloween band candy episode where Cordelia is dressed like a leopard. God I'm lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)
That would be lame
But Cordelia dresses as a leopard? Interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Yeah she's wearing a skin tight leopard print catsuit if I recall correctly
call yourself a fanboy?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

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