He really is that daft.
He tried to get my company details off me so he could come along and talk to someone where I work about an 'invention' he had. I didn't give him the details and once he realised I was with DiT he buggered off and started bothering Roota! Haha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Now that's creepy

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

pandergazzing me is not in itself the mark of a creep, right?
Cos if so, I'm up the Swannee here.
Do we know ANYTHING about this djtp who claims to be my boyfriend?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

He's a Scot, isn't he?
If so, you've made your own bed there, love. No pun intended.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

He is indeed
I asked for this really didn't I?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Says the Scouser
We're one up from you anyway.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I refer you to Glasgow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I no longer live there
So ha.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Everything North of Watford
Alien country full of weird-talking alcos.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

...with outdoor bogs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

He's proper loco innit!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

And I'll have DiT when you're done with him as well!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

How many b3tans do you want?
Sheesh, insatiable!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

One at a time
But I bet djtp tires of all the facepalming eventually, and I'll be chucked.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

So you've set up a list so you can work your way through 'em?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I'd prefer to keep the one I have really
/mush
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I'm sure you won't have a problem with that
He seems rather smitten!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Like a kitten in a mitten?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Who's written about Britain

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Blimey

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

So, you see
You can consider yourself safely taken.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

You're shittin'
me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Nope, sorry
he's not for sale! :-P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Hire him out.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Haha
Speaking of hiring out people, have you heard about these people in America that rent themselves out as 'friends' to rich people who don't have time to make proper friends!? They're paid by the hour and everything. Its like an escort but without the sexehtime!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm one of them.
And a doctor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Do you also transform into a jeep and trek across the North Pole?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

On a daily basis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Wow man
Like, wow!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I cannot believe my amazing life myself, sometimes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

oh my god
Lab pays me a pint a night to pretend to be his friend. I need to renegotiate
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I'll negotiate for you.,
I'm a professional negotiator, when I'm not doing my other stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Shithaus
This is actually true.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I should do that,
I'm excellent company.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Like, totally!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Just saying.
I mean, he's proven he's marriage material.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

You're not ready for his jelly!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Oooh!
Shall I buy a hat?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

i'll stick with the jock for now
But if she dumps him...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

No need.
I'm also a milliner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

A man with a hat, you say?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

No, a milliner.
There's a joke I am entirely missing here, I suspect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Ooh! T
White, no sugar thanks.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)