See my reply below.
Clendrix is a lady of some good taste and sensible advice. She does a grown up job in the big city, and is invariably right on such matters.

I didn't get where I am today by being myself, you know.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Look, it was cold alright?
And I'd been under a lot of pressure at work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:26, Reply)

I'm not judging you.
It's just that after the last photo, I had a sudden craving for cocktail sausages.
( thealternativefact, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:29, Reply)

He wraps it in bacon at christmas

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:39, Reply)

It was a geometric distortion* due to the angle of the camera.
It looked like I'm hung like a baby mouse, I'll give you that, but in reality I'm more akin to a RAMPANT VOLE.


*science talk, you won't understand
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:41, Reply)

I concede.
You are like a rampant vole.
( thealternativefact, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:45, Reply)

*does the Lambeth Walk*
YESSSSSS!!!!! ROUND ONE TO MONTYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

*does Frank Drebin baseball dance*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:46, Reply)