That's when I did it
I was trying really hard, and then they more-or-less told me I was a dickhead and should just spout any old shit.
I did get one poor fella who'd rung up for a bit of sauce and got asked by me "Hi I'm Roota, what's your name? Ok Reg, is there spomething specific or shall I do you a general spread?" And he goes "Eh? They don't normally ask me that..." Suddenly his 'asthma' made sense to me and I told him he'd mis-dialled.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

We shared a building with the wank lines.
If you think Tarot lines are seedy, you should see the porn ones...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I did it at home. They just diverted for my shift then I'd log out.
I reckon I could do porn ones if they paid better than the psychic ones.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

one of my friends works for a dominatrix text service
she just tells them to go clean their kitchen and they wander off for half an hour.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Money good?
I got asked if I'd like a job in a dungeon once.
People have got me all wrong.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I think she only gets about £8 an hour, but it's £8 for very little work
and she's self employed so she sews whilst she's being a dom. She also sells worn socks on eBay, men are so gross.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Money for nothing
I never find out about these jobs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I went round a pal's girlfriend's place in Spitalfields for a smoke once
The place was a fucking torture chamber. There was some kind of throne and a shitload of scary looking implements. All her clients were city gents and paid humungous sums to be abused. She didn't have to sleep with any of them.

Eventually she retired when one of her 'slaves' bought her a house in West Hampstead.

Fucking nutters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)