maybe you've got giant hands
I wanted to say paws then, I don't know why
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Aw, I like the idea of his hands being paws
You know like Beast. Awwww.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Beast as in "beauty and the"
Or beast as in blue X man?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Oh, I mean Beauty and the...
He is a handsome cute fella who is very tall and has a beard.
Just saying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

and i don't think he's blue

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

not all the time

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I heard you had a blue house with a blue window

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

my front door and window sills are all blue
if that helps
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

it does.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Some of his DVDs might be though

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

My hands are smallish for my size
and not especially hairy. I wouldn't really describe them as paws.

Which is a shame. I like the idea of having paws.

Edit - oh hang on, you were talking about Vipros, not me. Sorry. As you were.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

whereas I do have quite big hands (not out of proportion)
and they are on the hairier side...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Oddly
Most of my body is quite hairy, but it seems to stop at my wrists!

I look a bit like an undernourished Yeti when naked.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

what a delightful image

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I try to avoid looking in my full length mirrors in the bedroom...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I do that
but only because I get stuck there due to my massive narcissism
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

it would not be the first time that it has been said
being called a werewolf or a bear are quite common
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I get bear a lot too. I'm pretty big with long hair and beard
When I work in schools the little ones first look scared then by lunchtime I'm being called Hagrid and it's all good
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

What do you do?
Other than little kids.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

training to be a primary school teacher
so no buggering allowed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

My mate does that
Teaching them, not buggering them.
I think I'd be ok at that if I wasn't shit at maths and prone to crying when young creatures are sad.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

they are just lovely and so funny.
it's a great way to spend your day talking too and educating ;ittle ones. I love every second.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

But they'd ask me how to do add-up sums
and then I'd have to get smothering, lest anyone find me out
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

you just help them figure it out.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I can't do sums!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Buggering would be allowed outside school premises though
Provided your buggeree was not a minor.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

buggering sure just not pupils

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

oh my god that's who it is that he reminds me of!
I thought it was a werewolf, but it's the Beast! I has a happy now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

haha
I'm not entirely sure whether I should be pleased or not
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

You should
He's bloody lovely
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

fair enough
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

better than rapey

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

very true
he looks like a bit of a dick when he turns back into a human though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

worst part of the story
and his voice goes all gay.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Exactly
I was so upset the first time I saw the end.
I was in the cinema with my nana and all the little cousins and I was DISTRAUGHT. What a knob.
And even some of the little ones were going "Oh Nana where's Beastuss gone?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

they killed beast for gey metrosexual wuss
who would not fuck belle half as well as beasty!!! bloody disney nazi's
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I saw the stage show
and Beast was HOT. He was dead rough with her. She liked it though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

course she did
the minx
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

does he have a hairy cock?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I don't, if that helps matters

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

ha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I've not thought about it in great detail.
I'd like to think not.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I've got nothing against metrosexuals
but I still missed the Beast a bit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Don't all him THE Beast. It sounds insulting.
Belle just calls him Beast, like it's his name.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)