Sadly I'm not.
What I am good at, though, is HAVING TICKETS TO SEE KRS1 IN OCTOBER, as of this morning.

You have no idea how apeshit a crowd can go until you've seen 'Sound of da Police' live. One of the high points of my gigging life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:08, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

For a minute there, Mont, I thought you meant KWS
I thought you'd been kidnapped and replaced.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I don't know who they are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Good

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I thought he meant
GLC
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

safe as fuck

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Ken Livingstone?
Bit of a static performer, I've heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I've just booked tickets to see Stephen Fry
rather different to the tickets you've booked but I'm very much looking forward to it.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Where? and doing what?
I met him once. He gave a talk about the nature of tragedy and comdey at Winchester college. He knocked over his water and smashed the glass.

FACTS. ONLINE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

One man show at the Royal Albert Hall - 20th Sept. Pricey tickets though - £55 each plus booking fee

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

That's a fucking ridiculous price.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

They have to charge a lot
to entice him not to have a breakdown and run off to Belgium.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Ha.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

It is. But I am a big fan & it isn't something I would do very often.
Not having a holiday this year because of work so am treating myself to a few good nights out that I wouldn't normally spend money on instead
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Sublime have a song about KRS1
it's good.

also, I'm going to Monster Magnet in November in Cardiff. MONSTER FUCKING MAGNET! GET IN!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

are they doing London?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Friday 26th November, Electric Ballroom
edit: I've just decided that I'm going to refer my nutsack as the electric ballroom from now on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Bugger - the day before Motorhead so unlikely I'll be there.
Shame.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

that is a shame
after seeing them I will have seen very nearly all my favourite bands (that are still together/alive)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I wish I had seen RJD more than I did.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I do too
I didn't really appreciate him enough when I did see him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I cannot think of anyone I want to see really badly that I haven't
apart from the Jim Jones Revue - unless you count Led Zeppelin which is still technically possible albeit highly unlikely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I've seen Robert Plant and the Strange Sensation
which was good enough for me. Particularly because it was £15 and I was really close to the great man.

I'd love to see Jim Jones Revue.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

They toured recently
but did no London gig, the weirdos. I nearly went to Bedford to see them because I thought 'my brother lives in Bedfordshire so I can get a taxi to his afterwards'. For about £40, it transpired so it didn't happen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

what bastards
I'm pleased about Monster Magnet. They did one date last year, in London, or Manchester, mid-week. Pissed me right off.

My mrs was trying to keep the Cardiff one quiet from me, so she could surprise me, but my mate text me about it. She wasn't pleased, meant she has to find something else to surprise me with for my birthday (which incidentally is on Monday)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

You almost share a birthday with Rosilicious.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

hot
me and her should get it on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

You would make awesome hairy ginger babies

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

hmm, perhaps not then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I want to see loads of bands
but I never really get round to it. I'd also quite like to see Placebo again
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)