I never found things like that sickening in all my years of being single
They have always warmed my cockles.
I could cry right now, but I think it's lack of sleep and dehydration.
And me and Tigger are being bullied by a seagull.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I've thought of a cure for your seagull problem.
Put a bit of barbed wire/broken glass on your skylight. Sorted.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

My friend has my Big Ladder
This also means I can't escape to the roof in a fire.
I'm glad really. I'd rather choke to unconsciousness than fall off a roof.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Going on to a roof in case of fire
wouldn't be a good idea anyway. Fire spreads upwards, as a rule, so you'd be trapped on the roof.

It might make a Hollywood helicopter rescue easier, but the chances of that happening in Liverpool are negligible.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I'm on the top and there's no fire escape
I'm going to die.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Use the corpse of your man
to surf down the stairs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Sorted!
He's rarely here, and Tigger is too small to surf on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)