I don't care when people I don't really know have babies
especially people in the office. I hate when they then bring them in.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If the baby screams a lot.
Don't say "jesus woman people are trying to work".
It doesn't go down well.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Love this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

They usually come into my room and say "why is this door shut"
and I'll go "someone's screaming spawn was giving me a damn headache" and then they laugh because they think I'm kooky like that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Also on the list of things not to say
Hey do you want me to bring my Uncle Pete in?
erm.. what?
Well you seem fascinated by crying, screaming bald things that shit themselves and he could do with a day out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Or "I'm legally not allowed in the same room as a child"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

it's funny because it's true

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Yeah, I'm going to have to go and look at it and make cooing noises and say congratulations.
Why anyone should be congratulated for not knowing how to use a condom I have no idea.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

My MD (millionaire) and his new wife (millionaire in her own right)
Had a child recently, and just after it was born there was a card and collection going 'round. I went for a walk around the building until it had passed through my team.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)