You can still get Trolli burgers 'round here
I seem to be the 'goto' expert for sexual fetishes and their slang terms around here. I'm just very glad I didn't have to explain what "scat" is in court to a judge, one of the barristers quickly got the clerk to pass the judge a note.

Alt q: I always loved sour sweets, so those fizzy laces are awesome. Can't eat too many though, they make your teeth feel wrong.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I used to go to Southport and eat fizzy laces.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

In a vague, strange sort of way
this sounds like a euphemism for having a lesbian fling...
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Oh my god
It was with my bird at the time.
We used to sneak there so we could hold hands on the bus ride
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

officelol

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

oh I can't stand fizzy sweets!
Wiggy always gets a load of fizzy cola bottles to put on top of his pic n mix so I don't steal any.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Clever boy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

yeah. bastard.
He did give me a giant heart shaped sweet, which was a nice gesture, but it was minging.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I bought the missus the biggest bar of Galaxy I've seen
When she had a shit day at work.
Edit: She never gave me any.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

that bitch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I love Galaxy Caramels and after my ex had cheated on me and I threw him out
he posted a bar through my letterbox. It was sort of sweet, had he not been sleeping with girls in my bed and all.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I think his plan was
If he keeps posting them through, then you'll get too fat to leave the house. Therefore he has no psycho ex stalking him, and he can go on to knob other girls as often as he pleases.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

It worked. *sobs*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)