I'd love to be a big hairy bloke
But my family aren't hairy or particularly big.
I'd probably be just short of 6ft with three chest hairs. Otherwise I'd look the same as I am now. Shorter hair maybe.

Oh, and I'd punch farmers a lot.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You'd be me?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I thought it was geese, not farmers?

(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

that was Kitty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

he couldn't handle a goose

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

You've only got two chest hairs.
I stole one while you were asleep last night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I wondered what was in the glass vial around your neck

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

That might be creepy to others
But I find it touching.
OH GOD, this is how people fall for psychopaths and are found half-eaten at the side of the road.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Its only a matter of time my darling,
only a matter of time *hannibal lectors*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I can think of far worse ways to go.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

You're lucky you found it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Little blighter gave me quite a hunt.
I nearly had to turn the light on. But my night-vision goggles came through in the end.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)

If you'd asked
I would have given you one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Yes, Labs, I'd be you
Even down to your strong moral code and your Superhero job.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

You forgot
Manly, muscular thighs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Natch
But I do already have my own.
Along with the oddly muscular shoulders that wouldn't disgrace a rugby front row.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)