Evening
I'm sat inside for the first night in ages. I don't have anything to do and this puzzles me.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oi oi
I was supposed to be busy but I'm in bed :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)

get busy in bed, then!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:42, Reply)

!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:48, Reply)

uh, like you could
use your laptop to do some work in bed, I suppose. Why assume I'm being rude?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Lucky you
I'm supposedly going for a walk in about an hour or two. Possibly on to some fields. Not sure this is a good idea this late at night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:45, Reply)

No
I wouldn't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I did
get attacked by some cats the other night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:48, Reply)

I'm sorry for laughing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I don't think
the bloody cats were.

They were positively snide.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:52, Reply)

What did they do?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Surrounded me like thieves in the night
and then hissed like the murder of crows before attempting to claw my foot off my leg.

I may have yelped like a little girl...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, Reply)

I didn't know they attacked like that
Blimey.
My cat's always murdering me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Yeah
Velocicats

I think I may have disturbed a cat orgy.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:19, Reply)

High on catnip I'll bet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Listening to cat stevens

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I chuckled, Zap

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I know.
Its almost like I've got a sense of humour :)
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:28, Reply)

get into the b3ta bed with me and roots instead
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Yay!
Better than wandering around Leamington late at night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:49, Reply)

who's wandering around leamington?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Me
usually.

Is that normal?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I live in leamington too we should wander together I'm only slightly weird
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)

The Spa?
Really?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:59, Reply)

trufact
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Truefact here too
Been living here on and off since 2000. Its... nice. If soporific.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I've been here on and off since 1985 its pretty shit. you go to the well at all?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Not been to the well for a while... maybe 2 months.
tend to frequent the horse (post work drink or start of night), the star and garter, and the townhouse (friday live band night), but I go all over.

Used to go to the well a lot, mainly cos I knew a guy behind the bar so got cheap (free) drinks.

Have a horrible feeling I'll end up getting dragged to either Kelsey's or Koko's tomoro as its a friends birthday...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:12, Reply)

isn't that near the Kinema?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Just across from the Krown Kourt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:27, Reply)

That
would help with both of those places. They're nasty.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I definitely remember
the Kinema being in Leamington Spa, but my mind could be rotted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:29, Reply)

The name
rings a bell... how long ago are we talking?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:30, Reply)

it's this silly oldfashioned cinema
not in the town, but near. I saw the first Lord of the Rings there, so about ten years ago
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:34, Reply)

I think
I know what you mean... I seem to remember watching Lord of the Rings there too...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:35, Reply)

kokos oh no sadface I do the quiz at the white horse on Monday I like it there now. bout 6 years ago it was an utter dive lots of old skool bar fights
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:30, Reply)

6 years ago?
Try around 1998-2000, when I was doing my A-levels. It was vile. I got thrown out of there about once every two weeks.

Not done the quiz at the horse, yet. Quite often go to the Woodland Tavern for their quiz.

Yeah, I'm thinking I might slip out before any mention of Kokos...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Argh I just felt really young.
I was at primary school when you were doing your A Levels.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Bugger
Now I feel old.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I'm turning 20 in a few weeks.
I'm feeling old in that respect...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Bugger
Now I do feel old
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I WAS BORN IN THE 1990s

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Breaking into Springsteenesque boasting now eh?

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:45, Reply)

No, just brining up true things that show my age.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:46, Reply)

A bit of Springsteen shouting always goes down well though

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:48, Reply)

"Tramps like us
baby we were born to bum"

(*. K______, about a good friend of mine, 2010)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Wooo Hooo!

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Crow would appreciate that on two levels
having met the lady it concerns, and the fact it concerns bumming.
I used to get you two confused, with your music tastes. I remebmer you linking me to something with a goat in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:57, Reply)

This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kca32orFys ?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:00, Reply)

That's the badger
The cover had him face to face with a goat, n'est pas?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Yup
I have the actual LP upstairs somewhere. Its damned good.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:02, Reply)

To each his own :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Don't doubt Pluto
The man headbutts goats

Can you do that?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:04, Reply)

The Big B3ta Bed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I can't even
begin to imagine how crackly the sheets are...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)

crisps and dried come
pretty bad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Don't
forget the goat blood too...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Oh you've not been here in a while
How are you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I've been
working my pretty little fingers down to the bone with 3 (and sometimes 4 jobs). But thank god I now appear to have a good chance at one job so I'll be able to live a normal life. Yay!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Ah best of luck!
Anything to do with Latin American/Spanish culture? Or would that be a touchy subject?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Sort of yes
I'm in the process of applying for a phd so I need to save up as much money as I can.

My friend showed me a flyer asking for 'models' for a 'film' paying £300 a day. I was tempted... its 300 quid!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Ah I see! My sister's doing a similar thing, but a step down the ladder
She's applying for work at the moment, and considering an MA in her favourite area. She's a clever thing, I've high hopes for her.

Haha! My friend got a job as a "hostess" at a "gentleman's bar". Alarm bells rang at the phrases "cash in hand" and "Sex is not compulsory". Oh dear.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Yeah, it was an interesting advert. Oh I also got asked by a Russian friend if I knew anyone who he could put a Chechen in contact with who wanted someone to marry a Ukrainian girl for £5000.

Again, tempted, but hard to explain to the parents...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:54, Reply)

"Oh yeah, I won it on a scratch-card. A you scratch-my-back-card..."

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Yeah
"Hi mum, dad, this is my new Ukrainian bride... the Chechen mafia say we have to be married for 3 years. Smile!"
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:58, Reply)

"On the plus side, she comes with a dowry the size of a medium-sized Chanel handbag..."
L'chaim!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:02, Reply)

It says
a lot that you know that...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:03, Reply)

My sister was going to get one as a graduation gift from my parents
They balked at it when they realised the tiny ones are upwards of £2000...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:05, Reply)

My middle sister has
chosen her engagement ring. From Tiffany, the cheapest silver one from the design she wants is £10,000. But as she says, who wants silver...

Now she just has to find a boyfriend, who then has to get a job that can afford one. Its all part of the plan...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Chosen the ring before the man?
The most I've got is deciding I'm not wearing white for my wedding, but I'm not even sre if I will get married. But choosing specifics? That's commitment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Oh she
doesn't believe in sex, kissing, or relationships before marriage.

I'm not quite clear on how she plans to get to the marriage stage with these beliefs...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Where did yous get her!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Can you translate that please?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Where did I put her?

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:20, Reply)

nah where did you lot get her from?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:20, Reply)

I was inquiring as to how his family
produced a daughter/sister so 'unique'.
I was using the plural of you to emphasise that I wasn't accusing HIM specifically of being the cause of her eccentricity.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Oh I see, this all makes sense
I echo this sentiment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Ah
I see.

I couldn't be bother going to get my English-Scouse dictionary :)

Not really sure. She is probably the most unpleasant person I've met in my life. Not sure how we came from the same place.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:23, Reply)

watch the hotel inspector!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Suggestion noted
is anger a requirement to being a hotel inspector?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:46, Reply)

if I were a hotel inspector I'd need anger management after punching the owner in the face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I prefer
to operate on a "Slaughter 80% of Humanity" basis. Anger comes after the culling.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Altho
I'm taking an intense dislike to the hotel inspector...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)