anyone about?
for some reason posting on my phone gets me kicked back to the main qotw page after submitting.
I want Dick to win celebrity mastercher. then later I have hotel inspector.
I need to get out more. anyone else in and watching tv?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:22, 170 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yeah
in and watching TV, after mysteriously falling asleep on my chair. Still no food, and yet not sufficent motivation to walk to town
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I'm getting hungry watching all the yummy food mushroom dish looks awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:28, Reply)

food itself is sounding awesome
last full meal I had was last Tuesday, and last actual food I had was probably at the weekend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:30, Reply)

I have a blueberry muffin you can have
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:35, Reply)

my mouth waters :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

How healthy
I think I'm going to actually need to exercise to counter the food I'm eating these days.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:35, Reply)

after all the exercise I've done this last week
and lack of food, I'll be pissed off if I haven't lost some weight
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

your body will store fat if you don't eat though :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:43, Reply)

bugger
I did have some soup yesterday, and a bag of crisps.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:43, Reply)

make sure you eat in the morning to kick start your metabolism
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:47, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I'm home
Supposed to be having a jam with my mate with a view to doing an acoustic set with him later this month.
But I'm exhausted and I feel weird and I'm so going the doc's tomorrow to insist they find something wrong with me. I'll settle for Terminal Hypochondria.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Aww
This makes me want to do an acoustic set somewhere again. It's been too long.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:37, Reply)

My nerves are gone
It will be bluesy we think
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:40, Reply)

In, and watching Band of Brothers on DVD
Bring on the awful gore.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Is that Dr Mick on Masterchef?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:35, Reply)

colonel Dick!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Who's that?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:41, Reply)

guy from scrap heap challenge with the massive moustache
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:44, Reply)

He looks like Dr Mick
Although I just looked up Mick Bunnage and in real life he's nothing like Dr Mick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:45, Reply)

you've lost me a little.....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Mick Bunnage
One of the founders of Loaded. One half of Modern Toss.
Dr Mick's advice page in Loaded in the 90s.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I'm only young
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:54, Reply)

So am I, compared to my mum
But I know about Jackie magazine. I forget you might not remember stuff.
You know Modern Toss though, Mr Tourettes, Home Clubber.
It's him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Natural world on BBC2 is showing elephants.
I love elephants.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:41, Reply)

My aunty thinks elephants are God
She also thinks ahe didn't call me a wanker that time, or make a tit of me in front of my colleagues. Still, interesting theory.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:46, Reply)

your aunty sounds a tad mental

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:53, Reply)

You'd never believe most of the stories

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:00, Reply)

sounds like some of my relatives
luckily I don't see them much
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I intend to move away next year
She's pregnant and I don't wish to witness her ruin the potential of an innocent little baby.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:17, Reply)

that is quite a depressing thought

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I know I'm going to adore the little fella
but I cant really help so I'll not watch
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Watching Bunny and the Bull
Same folk that did the Mighty Boosh. It's very funny.
And my mate phoned me up to play me Losing My Religion on his new mandolin. He got it bang on, I was most impressed.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:05, Reply)

sounds interesting! bet it can't beat final countdown on that piano ukele thing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I haven't heard that!
Sounds brilliantly tacky.
Just submitted a short story for hopeful publication as well; nice evening all round.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:16, Reply)

if you search final countdown on YouTube its pretty high up.
the narrator on hotel inspector has just said he's spending more time chasing pubes than profit :S
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Man, that dude's dripping with raw sex. Brilliant!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:36, Reply)

my favourite bit is where he does his own echo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:38, Reply)

That was quality. I thought he was actually pretty good!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Half watching the Liverpool game
waiting for The Daily Show to come round again, then Scarface for afters.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Yeah watching the secret boss thing on 4 as I'm on call tonight
Mine sometimes boots me out, but usually stays on the same page. Just hit back on your browser a couple times.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Channel 4 series Our Drugs War is sponsored by Honda.
I should think so too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:21, Reply)

I hope their 10 second ad before the programme is just an accord running down a drug dealer
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I daren't hope for that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:27, Reply)

maybe driven by Brian blessed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Our ultrasound machine is made by honda. I keep expecting it to crush an animal to death when the gel is applied

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Only if they've been selling Bob Martins in the carpark

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I've totally been out HAWT D8ing and SRS BZNs'ing it up.
But I'm back in the land of the internet now !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Aww man, you could've snogged rosie for me

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Couldn't have done, were to busy laughing at mongs.
There was some bloke sitting behind her who ordered chips at the pub (I think it was _just_ chips), and bought out a loaf of bread from his bag.

I decided tonight that although I feel sorry for people who go to the pub by themselves (it's cool if you're in a strange town on buisness or something, but I'm talking about reguarly or generally) and don't talk to anyone, in a small way, I wish I could take them home and make sure they have a decent feed.

I reckon there should be a superhero there called The Socialisor, who goes around having friendly conversations with strangers in pubs who sit staring at wall for 8 hours nursing a pint, and show them the way of the offlisance that'll give them booze that they can drink at home watching telly instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I sometimes think about going to the pub by myself to force myself to talk to new people but I never do :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:47, Reply)

You'd only meet cranks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Thing you gotta ask yourself is, do you want to really assosiate with the kind of people who's lives are so dull and miserable that they need to spend all day in a pub by themselves.
Instead, join a local 'walking' group, where they tour old buildings with bricks that have carved in them "This house was owned by Thomas Lipton in 1857" and "This brick was layed by Her Magisty, The Dukehairest of Yorkshire"... or a local collage course.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I am almost tempted to join the 'crafters club'
which was in a local newsletter I got through my door. Not sure how they feel about crocheted eyeballs, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I went to a shop behind me today to get some yarn stuff, and the two girls who work there, OH GEE OH GOSH, they're so swell.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)

you wanna know some crafting words to impress them?
try 'batik', 'devore' or the more adventurous 'frottage'

seriously, they will wet their pants
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Heh, nah', never boast about something you can't back up, they might ask me more questions 'bout it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I'm watching CSI Miami
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Evening
I'm sat inside for the first night in ages. I don't have anything to do and this puzzles me.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:37, Reply)

oi oi
I was supposed to be busy but I'm in bed :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)

get busy in bed, then!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:42, Reply)

!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:48, Reply)

uh, like you could
use your laptop to do some work in bed, I suppose. Why assume I'm being rude?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Lucky you
I'm supposedly going for a walk in about an hour or two. Possibly on to some fields. Not sure this is a good idea this late at night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:45, Reply)

No
I wouldn't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I did
get attacked by some cats the other night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:48, Reply)

I'm sorry for laughing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I don't think
the bloody cats were.

They were positively snide.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:52, Reply)

What did they do?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Surrounded me like thieves in the night
and then hissed like the murder of crows before attempting to claw my foot off my leg.

I may have yelped like a little girl...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, Reply)

I didn't know they attacked like that
Blimey.
My cat's always murdering me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Yeah
Velocicats

I think I may have disturbed a cat orgy.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:19, Reply)

High on catnip I'll bet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Listening to cat stevens

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I chuckled, Zap

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I know.
Its almost like I've got a sense of humour :)
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:28, Reply)

get into the b3ta bed with me and roots instead
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Yay!
Better than wandering around Leamington late at night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:49, Reply)

who's wandering around leamington?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Me
usually.

Is that normal?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I live in leamington too we should wander together I'm only slightly weird
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)

The Spa?
Really?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:59, Reply)

trufact
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Truefact here too
Been living here on and off since 2000. Its... nice. If soporific.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I've been here on and off since 1985 its pretty shit. you go to the well at all?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Not been to the well for a while... maybe 2 months.
tend to frequent the horse (post work drink or start of night), the star and garter, and the townhouse (friday live band night), but I go all over.

Used to go to the well a lot, mainly cos I knew a guy behind the bar so got cheap (free) drinks.

Have a horrible feeling I'll end up getting dragged to either Kelsey's or Koko's tomoro as its a friends birthday...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:12, Reply)

isn't that near the Kinema?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Just across from the Krown Kourt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:27, Reply)

That
would help with both of those places. They're nasty.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I definitely remember
the Kinema being in Leamington Spa, but my mind could be rotted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:29, Reply)

The name
rings a bell... how long ago are we talking?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:30, Reply)

it's this silly oldfashioned cinema
not in the town, but near. I saw the first Lord of the Rings there, so about ten years ago
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:34, Reply)

I think
I know what you mean... I seem to remember watching Lord of the Rings there too...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:35, Reply)

kokos oh no sadface I do the quiz at the white horse on Monday I like it there now. bout 6 years ago it was an utter dive lots of old skool bar fights
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:30, Reply)

6 years ago?
Try around 1998-2000, when I was doing my A-levels. It was vile. I got thrown out of there about once every two weeks.

Not done the quiz at the horse, yet. Quite often go to the Woodland Tavern for their quiz.

Yeah, I'm thinking I might slip out before any mention of Kokos...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Argh I just felt really young.
I was at primary school when you were doing your A Levels.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Bugger
Now I feel old.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I'm turning 20 in a few weeks.
I'm feeling old in that respect...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Bugger
Now I do feel old
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I WAS BORN IN THE 1990s

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Breaking into Springsteenesque boasting now eh?

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:45, Reply)

No, just brining up true things that show my age.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:46, Reply)

A bit of Springsteen shouting always goes down well though

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:48, Reply)

"Tramps like us
baby we were born to bum"

(*. K______, about a good friend of mine, 2010)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Wooo Hooo!

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Crow would appreciate that on two levels
having met the lady it concerns, and the fact it concerns bumming.
I used to get you two confused, with your music tastes. I remebmer you linking me to something with a goat in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:57, Reply)

This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kca32orFys ?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:00, Reply)

That's the badger
The cover had him face to face with a goat, n'est pas?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Yup
I have the actual LP upstairs somewhere. Its damned good.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:02, Reply)

To each his own :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Don't doubt Pluto
The man headbutts goats

Can you do that?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:04, Reply)

The Big B3ta Bed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I can't even
begin to imagine how crackly the sheets are...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)

crisps and dried come
pretty bad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Don't
forget the goat blood too...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Oh you've not been here in a while
How are you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I've been
working my pretty little fingers down to the bone with 3 (and sometimes 4 jobs). But thank god I now appear to have a good chance at one job so I'll be able to live a normal life. Yay!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Ah best of luck!
Anything to do with Latin American/Spanish culture? Or would that be a touchy subject?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Sort of yes
I'm in the process of applying for a phd so I need to save up as much money as I can.

My friend showed me a flyer asking for 'models' for a 'film' paying £300 a day. I was tempted... its 300 quid!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Ah I see! My sister's doing a similar thing, but a step down the ladder
She's applying for work at the moment, and considering an MA in her favourite area. She's a clever thing, I've high hopes for her.

Haha! My friend got a job as a "hostess" at a "gentleman's bar". Alarm bells rang at the phrases "cash in hand" and "Sex is not compulsory". Oh dear.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Yeah, it was an interesting advert. Oh I also got asked by a Russian friend if I knew anyone who he could put a Chechen in contact with who wanted someone to marry a Ukrainian girl for £5000.

Again, tempted, but hard to explain to the parents...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:54, Reply)

"Oh yeah, I won it on a scratch-card. A you scratch-my-back-card..."

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Yeah
"Hi mum, dad, this is my new Ukrainian bride... the Chechen mafia say we have to be married for 3 years. Smile!"
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:58, Reply)

"On the plus side, she comes with a dowry the size of a medium-sized Chanel handbag..."
L'chaim!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:02, Reply)

It says
a lot that you know that...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:03, Reply)

My sister was going to get one as a graduation gift from my parents
They balked at it when they realised the tiny ones are upwards of £2000...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:05, Reply)

My middle sister has
chosen her engagement ring. From Tiffany, the cheapest silver one from the design she wants is £10,000. But as she says, who wants silver...

Now she just has to find a boyfriend, who then has to get a job that can afford one. Its all part of the plan...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Chosen the ring before the man?
The most I've got is deciding I'm not wearing white for my wedding, but I'm not even sre if I will get married. But choosing specifics? That's commitment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Oh she
doesn't believe in sex, kissing, or relationships before marriage.

I'm not quite clear on how she plans to get to the marriage stage with these beliefs...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Where did yous get her!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Can you translate that please?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Where did I put her?

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:20, Reply)

nah where did you lot get her from?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:20, Reply)

I was inquiring as to how his family
produced a daughter/sister so 'unique'.
I was using the plural of you to emphasise that I wasn't accusing HIM specifically of being the cause of her eccentricity.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Oh I see, this all makes sense
I echo this sentiment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Ah
I see.

I couldn't be bother going to get my English-Scouse dictionary :)

Not really sure. She is probably the most unpleasant person I've met in my life. Not sure how we came from the same place.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:23, Reply)

watch the hotel inspector!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Suggestion noted
is anger a requirement to being a hotel inspector?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:46, Reply)

if I were a hotel inspector I'd need anger management after punching the owner in the face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I prefer
to operate on a "Slaughter 80% of Humanity" basis. Anger comes after the culling.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Altho
I'm taking an intense dislike to the hotel inspector...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)

just watched sherlock
while making an egyptian headdress. Now I'm covered in superglue
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I've got Merlin
it's filled with pretty people, awful acting and cheerfulness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I have CSI: Miami
Horatio fuckin' Caine ♥
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I loved Merlin
it was both terrible and brilliant at the same time. I like how the story was basically the same each time with Merlin fucking up then cheerfully clowning around until he fixed, while Arthur was a cock at everyone.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)

^ this precisely
it's terrible but terrific. It's also the gayest, nonintentionally gay show evar
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Surely that's Spartacus: Blood and Sand
Proper guilty pleasure that show.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:06, Reply)

nope
it's just the most romance without the fucking show ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I'm related to one of the actresses
Morgan le Fay, I think. I may be wrong though.

(yep, that's the one)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:06, Reply)

she is incredibly hot
Katie McGrath I take it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Yup.
My mum is very Black Irish-looking. Rather than Red Irish.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I think you need more than that
to acertain that you're related
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Oh, she's a cousin's cousin's cousin or something.
It's Ireland, everyone's related to everyone.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:11, Reply)

haha
same. Spanish blood and all. But whoever the actress is, she's really really beautiful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:11, Reply)

You look very Aryan!
I just look like Jew.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I do look ridiculously Aryan haha
which is a bit odd, because blondes are actually quite rare in both Ireland and Scotland
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I'm the image of my great grandmother, apparently.
Her name was Nellie. She stuck it to the Nazis.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:19, Reply)

distinguished
I look like nobody in my family. I feel like sarcasm has shaped my face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:21, Reply)

My sister is the fusion of my mother and father
I just look a lot like my father and his family. At least I know I'm legitimate :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:22, Reply)

haha people spot bits of my face
and go 'oh yeah you've got your dad's nose' or whatever. But overall my face is a bit of a mishmash. Unlike my sister who is the spitting image of my aunt (the beautiful but horrible one)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Nellie's hair (and my dad's too)
My grandfather's eyes (down to the splodge in one fo them)
Dad's nose (but smaller)

But Irish skin :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:27, Reply)

It is really nice and pale :)
I wonder where my genes came from, they're a lot more Teutonic than Celtic. Though I have green eyes rather than blue
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:31, Reply)

I don't look like any of my family at all
a few years back it was my maternal grandparent's 50th wedding anniversary and they had a big bash, as you do... There's one photo of all us ladies; my gran, my mum, my sister and myself. The three of them look like some sort of time lapse special effect, and I look like that child they got from the orphanage.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:51, Reply)

My great auntie Nellie stuck it to the english
for implying that her german-born father was anything less than loyal to England
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:23, Reply)

German ancestry ftw :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:26, Reply)

My family are fucked for WW2 kudos
Irish, Italian and German.
The Germans started it, the Italians changed sides and the Irish left their lights on at night!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Shoved in work camps, and a neutral party who volunteered as a doctor and ended up as a POW
That's pretty impressive I guess.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Much better
There is my scouse great grandma who caught her shawl on a bucket of water on her way down the stairs during an air-raid and said "Oh Jesus Maggie what's that following us down the stairs, Hitler's throwing acid at us!!"
We wouldn't have won the war without loveable idiots like her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:35, Reply)

That's fantastic :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Yes.
If by "watching TV" you mean "enjoying a Magma album".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:48, Reply)