Russell Howard
the fucking Downs-faced bonk-eyed unfunny twat. If I see him doing his impression of an excited child one more time I am unleashing Zyklon B on Brizzle as punishment for allowing him to reach adulthood.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He left Bristol ages ago
Besides he lived in South Glos. He now lives in Leamington Spa and has a place in Maida Vale. Want his address? He is a really good bloke.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

And
We all know Leamington Spa is FUCKING AWESOME WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I now love Leamington after a few visits recently. I like the white horse and cheekies? the strip joint
and Kelsies? I cant remember the names but its an ace place. I left some vomit there in appreciation.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Leam is all of the awesome.
I think everyone has vomited on it though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

It's the perfect sized place.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

We should have a Leamington bash

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I would def come
besides I'm there again in a few weeks time if you fancy a beer?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I'm always up for meeting weirdoes off the internet

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

valid point!
I will gaz you when coming up and if you're around pop out for a beer. I will be with lots of medical students so if I do savagely beat you you will be looked after.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

haha!
Damn medical students *shakes fist* I actually do enjoy meeting weirdoes off the internet though.

Apart from Lab. I didn't enjoy meeting him
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Only because I ran away when your pubic tentacles tried to drag me in to your chasm
You know, if I hadn't heard your cuntbeak clacking away in excited anticipation, I would have been caught unawares.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I hate you so much
I was going to invite you but now I'm not
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

If you invite me
And it's at a time when I'm not away, I'll come and buy you a nice pint of cider.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You're always away
whenever I invite you anywhere.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I'm a busy chap
Just been notified of the FIFTH wedding and FOURTH stag do I have to attend this year.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

good good, *sharpens surgical tools*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

He lives in Leamington Spa?
Monty, I'm just down the road from there...
*knowing look and slight nod*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

You're not welcome in the Spa

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

*gets on train*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I am really upset
You'll come here to beat up Russell Howard but wouldn't come here to see me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Who says?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Whoooooo are you! WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO!
I sang that aloud whilst typing. I think it went down well
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Maybe you could release it as a download-only single.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Russel Brand
The smarmy cunt that he is. I'd tackle him to the ground, shave his fucking hair off and jam it down his throat, then as he's choking I'll just keep punching his face into the concrete. It'd be like that bit at the end of Sin City, not stopping until his skull's well and truly pasted evenly over the floor, my knuckles broken and bleeding.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Then I'd kick you in balls
because I like him more than I like you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

You like cancer more than you like me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'd take on the roll of consoling the grieving Katy Perry
WITH MY DICK
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I'd 'roll' her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

You're such a bad 'roll' model
We can correct this with 'roll' play though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I was referring to the Roll of Consolation
it's a granary roll.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Not that you'll wrestle her around
Like an alligator taking it's prey for a death roll?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

no, not like that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Oh yes
Evolution should take notice of that one.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)