James 'Jimmy' Nesbitt.
I’d love to kick him to death. Then I’d go to his funeral and piss on his grave in front of everyone. Afterwards I’d dig the cunt up and kick his body to pieces, then re-bury him, then dig him up and do it all again.

He has the most deliciously punchable face ever and just hearing his smug voice makes me want to hurt people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ok I agree with this one
I also fucking hate that welsh guy... with the pointy face.. gets everywhere and isn't funny at all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Tom Jones?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Christian Bale?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Stuart Cable (RIP you legend)?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Cerys Matthews?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Kaol?

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Winnar!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

rOB rYDON?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Rob Brydon?
Yes, he's ruined enough QI to warrant a slap.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Al of the above!
But mainly Rob Brydon. Points to Zoz (half a point to boobies)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I want a whole point for artistic flair.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

You can have a whole point for whining about wanting points

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

1.5 points. Beeeeeeeeeeeooooottiful

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

GET IN!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

James Corden
I'd love to walk over to him while he's trying to chat up some girl with his wide-faced wideboy, if-i-shout-a-bit-and-look-angry-people-might-think-i'm-funny twattish charm, and in one fluid motion just drop to one knee and punch him in the balls.

Then when he's doubled over, I'd take a few steps back, then one to the side, before running up and booting his fat head clean off his body. As blood's spurting from his neck, I'd shout "You're not funny, 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' is a massive bag of wank, but you crossed the line when you laid into Patrick Stewart!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Have you seen ...
said massive bag of wank? I'm not defending it, just curious.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Yes I have
It's terrible, but has boobs in it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Much like the internet
or life in general.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)