Glad to hear she's ok, monty
what was wrong with her?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She's taking after her dad and stuffing stuff up her nose until she ends up in hospital.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

terrible business
has anyone notified the proper authorities?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Don't you mean......
...

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nose-tified?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

It's small wonder we're both alone

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

puns should be illegal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

rape's illegal
but that's never stopped him
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

it's not rape if you push back, bertie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

heehee
I used to work for the forces, and all the Navy guys used to say that to me

as they filled my puckered shithole
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

what with, seamen?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

PUN
Where is INTERNETLAWERMAN when you need him? This calls for serious class action, I demand an injunctiona against any further pun posts from rachelswipe
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

neeeeeeeeever gonna happen
i am puntastic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Arrrrrrrrgh!

(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 22:23, Reply)

people should be pun-ished

( M o D, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

*Roger Moore 'Ooof!*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You've missed everything
She needed an operation and THEE ACTUAL EDMUND made a return and gave him advice
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)