Go on then.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I just did
didn't you notice?

Now I have really tight jeans, soft, young, supple skin, a floppy fringe and awful taste in music
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

No no no no.
First of all, I don't like the jeans too tight, or I can't rip them off. Peeling clothes off men just isn't sexy.
Erm, I don't really know what to say to the skin.
The fringe sounds ok.
Taste in music must be GOOD. Grunge and rock please, non of this pretentious indie shit. And at least have heard of EA.
Where's the gingerness? The check shirts? The relative shortness? The ability to make me laugh, and most importantly, you're not FIT.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

EA?
Why do you get so turned on by the Environment Agency?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Emilie Autumn
I score about half marks on the AfD scale, and I'm pleased to have got that far.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

about half
but minus a few points for not being male
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Ah, my list for girls is completely different I'm afraid.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

RUIN MY DREAMS
just kidding.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Her girls list is
1) pulse
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

oh man :(
I'm not a bean or a lentil.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

No, my girls list is this:
(Possibly slightly NSFW)
4.bp.blogspot.com/_GbuNoMafUgM/TCFTW7RxPRI/AAAAAAAAAVM/Sr4yn3yqkrU/s1600/Nicki%2520Aycox-pics-001.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

back in a minute

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Bagsy her after you?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Oh, you're talking about yourself!
And Applebite's an 'equal opportunities' lady.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

www.behindthehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/emilie.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Oh look it's another "kooky" "strange" and "different" performance artist type person
in the same vein as Amanda Palmer.

Actually, I really like Amanda Palmer, but she's better in the Dolls than solo.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I've not heard her solo stuff yet
Not that good then?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

No where near as good as the dresden dolls.
Apart from Leeds United. I lvoe that song, purely because of the line "who needs love when there's southern comfort"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

It's not as bad as you're making out
Oasis is fucking hilarious, and Ampersand is great, in fact it's a really good album, it's just not as good as Yes, Virginia.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Its just taking me a while to get into, whereas I took to the dolls straight away.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Oh it's good
but it's only when I heard her solo album I realised just how much Brian's drumming contributed to how much I liked the Dolls.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I like his drumming live
Also he's good on some of the NIN - Ghosts I-IV tracks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

He is the best drummer I have ever seen

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

You've clearly not seen Mickey Dee from Motorhead then

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

He's good
But topped by:
Danny Carey
Ilan Rubin
Josh Freese
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

You're all listing drummers I haven't seen
HE IS THE BEST DRUMMER I HAVE EVER WITNESSED LIVE
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I don't dispute that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

*farts*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

SIR
how was your trip?
eat any authentic american crap?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I ate so much
but we didn't go to any chain restaurants in the end. I did have the best calimari I've ever tasted and we drank a lot of Irish coffees. The tipping culture confused the hell out of me, I'm sure I must have offended lots of people just because I didn't give them money, but I really, really liked San Francisco. If the rest of the US is anything like as good I can't wait to go back.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

well, next time you need to go to the south
glad to hear you had fun :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)