I'm afraid I don't.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Here it is
www.b3ta.com/talk/6882884

and here's the reason:

1. Dyslexic
2. Fat
3. Shit-your-pants
4. Dumb
5. Fuck-ugly
6. Retarded
7. Mongoloid
8. Spastic
9. Paedo-looking
10. cunty-cunty-twat-cunt
11. Stomach cancer
12. fuckwit
13. twatfuck
14. Spunk-dribble
15. wankstain
16. cockdobber
17. shitbiscuit
18. AIDs-y downs boy
19. anatomically incorrect imbecile
20. hermaphrodite
21. degenerate sperm-bank
22. indecisive, creepy pervert
23. dandruff licking douchebag
24. You suffer from libidinous narcissistic guilt
25. earth-vexing puttock
26. frothy sheep-biting apple-john
27. milk-livered canker-blossom
28. pigeon-egged, pottle-deep mumble-news
29. goatish folly-fallen lout
30. putrid boob
31. belligerent goon
32. self-righteous Rump-Ranger
33. worthless
34. earwax-eating, inbred scumbag
35. tool
36, You suffer from unconscious masturbatory ambivalence
37. dick
38. cock
39. dipshitted, fuckwitted motherfucker
40. fucktarded fucknut
41. wanker who will de alone
42. tosser
43. shitbag
44. reamtard
45. your mother had two cunts, and you're one of them
46. Bizzare white cider drinking bum boy
47. Lonely, arse ripping bacon bazooka
48. feckless twat
49. IBS ridden dogwart
50. Flimsy child scaring shit stained bell-end

I got so bored of insulting you that I created a Gonz-Insult-O-Matic. So now, whenever you feel like replying to one of my posts, just pick three numbers between 1 and 50 at random, consult the list and think again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I liked you better when you weren't here.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

me too
EDIT click ignore, silly. I'll be gone forever
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I don't like having people on ignore
You still entertain me occasionally.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

A while ago I found a post from last year
where you said that you'd missed me, and I was all like 'awww...!'.
I don't think I even knew who you were back then, but thank you, I will try not to be so shit from now on, but I wouldn't hold your breath
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I remember that.
And you said I was growing on you. Like a mole or something.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

heehee
I am significant to you! This must surely be a bad thing, I recommend that you see your GP at once
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Let me hear more about the Gonz-insult-O-Matic you made, is it a list that you look up, or is it more complicated than that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

It's just a list

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

So basicly, if I've got this right, you've created a list and called it a machine.
Do you lie a lot when it comes to making things?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

No Gonz
I know it's difficult for your backwards-facing brain to understand, but I didn't call it a machine at any point, it's a list that I've called the Gonz-Insult-O-Matic.

EDIT I want to kiss you, with tongues
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Sorry, I went out for lunch, but anyway, adding the word 'matic' onto something implies it is a machine or has a function.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

it's a list with a function, Gonz
the function is that it insults you, directly

1, 9, 24
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 17:54, Reply)