And now, a prayer.

Our Bertie, who turdspurts upon b3ta,
Hollow be thy ring;
Thy chickens came to roost;
Thy threads faintly peturb,
In truth as in your fantasies.

Please us in that thou might fuck right off.
And with your aimless insults,
Know that, smiling, we shun your tears.

Tempt us not into retaliation,
But allow us our scorn.

For yours is the dull,
The autisms, and the threadwoe,
Until you delete them.

Arsehole.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:34, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

that's quite funny actually!
thanks for the lol
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Very good, sir
Now you just need to learn how to scream that at the top of your voice whilst crying and masturbating furiously.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Tempt us not into retaliation

IRONY-FAIL-LOLZ!
( djtrialprice, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I'm sure he's crying now
as he masturbates frenziedly over the attention.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Shut up Bert

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

We might as well build a statue to him
All shurrup now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

*sigh*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I quite liked him

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)