You should have grovellingly apologised
for the shitness of the british public transport system. Indeed, you should have begged passersby to punch you in the head to convey their feelings of betrayal as their tax money is funnelled into the bank accounts of CEOs rather than into new trains/tracks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My response to the above arguement is usually:-

1) I get up at 3am to do a job that over 99% of the population are not able to do - I want to do it, because I like it (not the whole chav+spit part)
2) Just because I work here, doesn't mean I like the system - it's shite and everyone knows it.
3) You've had brand new trains and tracks - the public seem to think that it's acceptable to vom all over the place every night, throw themselves infront of me or just stab each other (Ref: See www.b3ta.com/questions/rippedoff/post72396).
4) CEOs *are* moneyrobbingc#nts - but if you voted for the tories in 1992, knowing full well what they wanted to do (privatise the railway), then voted for the nu-labour lot in 1997 (knowing full well the lot of them are money grabbing arses) - only to survice your own fickle ends - I have no sympathy.

Being spat on while doing your job isn't nice - maybe some of you office drones/supposed nu-media flounces should try it....
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:59, Reply)