Java is disabled on this terminal...
...so all I can see is a freeze frame of a bloke diving into a lake.

What happens next?

In answer to your last question - Chain lube and liquid latex.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's a fast flowing river
through Berne. Apparently the locals like to dive in and be swept downstream to cool off on hot days.

There are some girls in the video too, wearing bikinis. They have breasts, which should keep Broadsword happy.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I hope nobody dies of water inhalation

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I wouldn't want to do that in my local river
The heady mix of dead sheep, nitrates and piss wasn't quite what I had in mind.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Just as he goes to land in the river, the transport kicks in and he ends up on a space ship.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)