I felt kind of sorry for my hairdresser the other day
he was trying his best to maintain conversation, but I'm so shit at it he gave up after a while. Eventually he did mention something about emigration so we got onto that and everything was fine, but until then it was just awkward.

I hate it when you step to the side to avoid someone and they do the same, etc, and then you have to acknowledge it and be all "oh ha, we're dancing, isn't it funny". It's stuff like that. I hate it. I HATE IT.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh...
I say the "ha ha we're dancing" thing. Does that mean i'm not original and funny?

And if i'm not original and funny...that makes me...unoriginal and unfunny...

*world crumbles*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

you're an accountant, it's fine.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Next time someone does that stepping-to-the-side dance
Drop your shoulder and plow onwards. You won't get smart-arsed comments then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

haha I can't plow, I'm only little!
I once ran into someone in our school hall because I turned back to shout something over my shoulder and didn't see him. I bounced right off him and skidded back a couple of feet on my arse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)