Three things you would like to ban?
1 - Buskers
2 - Chuggers
3 - Peter Mandelson

Alt Q: Thinking about running a secret supper club - ever been to one?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:24, 169 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

1 Chuggers
2 R&B especially when played through shitty mobile phone speakers
3 Txt spk

Nope, never been to a secret supper club, but I'd love to go. Shame all the b3tans don't live in a speshul town where we could hold secret suppers. We'd all probably become swingers though.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

No, what is it?
I'd ban :
Scouting for Girls
Pretentious indie kids
Big Brother (this one will soon be done, my power is almighty)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Secret supper clubs are ran for one night in someone's home. Fixed menu. Bring your own booze. Typically about 30 people. Secret as the organiser doesn't have local authority approval that a restaurant requires & as you're charging for the food it is technically a restaurant.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I see
I didn't know it was a chargeable affair, thought it was more come dine with me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

All of these :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

what's wrong with buskers?
here in Exeter we are blessed with some really fucking talented buskers.

My favourites are these two guys. One raps, and the other plays some funky beats and records loops of awesome sax playing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

we had two guys doing that in Manchester a couple of weeks ago, they were kind of doing busking on tour
maybe they're the same guys.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

could well be the same guys

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I think they were called Dub Step or something like that

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Pretty much everyone I have ever heard is out of tune & they have ruined some of my favourite music

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

that's just unfortunate
some of the best examples of various instruments that I've heard in person have been buskers.

There used to be an amazing pianist who would wheel a battered upright piano into the high street and cane out great music all day.

Best didgeridoo player I've ever heard is a regular busker in Exeter as well, playing a load of percussion at the same time, and with a guy on the guitar.

There's this mad old dude who sings and plays trumpet with lounge style stuff, and a mad old dude with coke bottle bottom glasses who is the best blue-grass guitar player I've heard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Most of the ones I hear are at Tube stations. Whoever selects them is obviously tone deaf.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

We've got this guy
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2244545855&ref=mf
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

We had a one man band in Macclesfield
It was the happiest day of my life
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

DubFX ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

yeah that's them!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

They're whicked, my mate introduced me to them last month.
The bloke had no music talent at all, and then his friend had one of his machines and he started pissing about on it, and it all grew from there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

There are too many things that I hate to only pick three.
Text talk
Ugg boots
Reality TV.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

morning
ooh you posted at leet o'clock
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Its actually afternoon for me for once.
Had to get up early to see the ugly little crotchfruit.
I'm about to go for my first driving lesson. DO NOT WANT. Today is shit.
How are you?

Ooh So I did :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Good luck in your lesson!
According to my instructor (who's immensely fit, have I mentioned this before?), it's not becoming to throw the double-deuces out the sunroof at some arsehole driver. She did agree with me that it'd look cool though, and you'd get bonus points if you didn't open the sunroof first.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

s'all good, I had a productive weekend so I'm all smug and shit
Driving is awesome, although if you live in the city it's not all that necessary.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Good luck
I am currently a learner myself but through gravitation to another city I have parted ways with my current instructor.

Started driving in March, I can do all the maneuverers (well, most of the time) but just not quite at test standard. Roll on TEST (I foresee months to go....)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

And you called me a geek...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

You don't like text talk.
But also you can't spell.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

No, I can't type.
There's a difference.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

OK I'm going to hold my hands up here
and say that I've just realised that it's part of the joke (innanimate)...

That's what I get for being hungover and not reading things at all.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Yeah, it was originally Chompy's typo that became the joke.
So it's chompy that can't spell really.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Well I'm going to track him down and destroy him
for making me seem foolish.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

You'll never work out where I live.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I was just about to leap in and be all "I know, I know, I know!"
then I realised you were being 'funny' again.

I think you should put your money where your mouth is and host a bash in MK so we can all see its delights.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I'll need a house first
and I'll need a very select guest list.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

If I bring cakes will you like me?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I will, but I still wont fancy you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Oh and my mate makes cupcakes like this
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs320.ash1/28163_10150178860565347_558305346_12313500_7900199_n.jpg
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs584.snc3/30833_10150202068095347_558305346_12902680_1345990_n.jpg
are you that good? because she'll be the competition.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

hahaha am I shite!!
Is she the one who never replied to my message :'(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

No this is another,
next time I see her I'll see if she can give you any tips.
edit: sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs584.snc3/30833_10150202084450347_558305346_12903522_6999229_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I had some of these,
they were good.
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs535.ash1/31343_10150210584655347_558305346_13164838_6653420_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

You know that icing you get on carrot cake.....
... I like that stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

the stuff that is made of cheese?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I like these more
I can do some of that stuff, it's all fancy nozzles on the piping bag, but I need a lot more practice. My cupcake business partner and I are hoping to do a Slattery's decorating course so we can has mad skillz.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Then I will destroy the first woman I find in MK
and hope that I get lucky...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Go out on a Friday,
you always get lucky on a friday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Mortal Kombat?
I'd advise against that, you'll get battered
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

This is the official Vigilante Anti-Panties apology

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I saw this and thought of you
pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/white-magic-hell.jpg?w=473&h=250
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Hahaha
Where the fuck did you find this?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

It was newslettered
pleated-jeans.com/2010/05/20/15-awful-examples-of-christian-propagand/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

OMG WE'RE THE SAME PERSON
/rough ac
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'd ban
Beards
Croissants
Smugness
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

you're not allowed to be mean to me today
it's my birthday
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Happy birthday you utter cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

And I'm supposed to care about that because?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

because you love me so much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

happy birthday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

yay!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Happy bidet, you horrific bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

thanks monty you foul old bastard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'd ban
Audi drivers
Badgers
Cavernous vaginas
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'd ban your face

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

yours is already outlawed under the Geneva Convention
as it infringes peoples human rights.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

She also inminges peoples human rights

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

it's more like enminging them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

It does what it likes, nothing can stop it
Personally I welcome our gigantic vagina overlord.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I thought it was humans, right?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Hey TGB
saw this, thought of you
thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/random-funny-photos-17.jpg?w=500&h=375
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Id ban
1. Queues
2. Vocoders (apart from Stevie Wonder using one)
3. The need to "come out" - we don't care.
(steh30, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I think anyone should be free to "come out"
Or do you mean those who continue to make a point of it? (e.g. Alan Carr, Graham Norton)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Any ...
What difference does it make? Why do you need the world to know?

The need to tell everyone, either through outright campness, or mentioning it in real life / online would be banned.
(steh30, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Nah, I don't think there's any harm in telling your friends you are gay
Let's face it, many I'm sure would be shocked if all of a sudden you rocked up with another guy/girl.

I agree with you on the telling everyone front though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Bumder

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

1. Bullies - No-one has the right to abuse another person.
2. Extremism - In any form, be it Islam, Christianity, Atheism, etc.
3. Fat chicks.

Alt Q: Nope, and I'm not entirely sure what one is...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I'd ban fat blokes too
I'm more than happy to be sizeist but not sexist.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Fat = laziness.
I know this as I am 2 stone overweight. Fat people who moan "ooh it's my glands" or "I have a slow metabolism" really piss me off. No you eat too much you fat cunt. Consume less calories and shut the fuck up.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

fucking hippy

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I would quite like to ban
1. Hidden charges like airport/fuel taxes and luggage costs when booking holidays.
2. Cunting holiday websites which say "This holiday will be £300 per person", then when you click on it says "Oh, that rate's unavailable, the next best is £8 MILLION".
3. Package holiday deals which don't include fucking transfers, but then give you the option of a £60 or a £90 'personal transfer'. What's the difference between your package deals and your flight+hotel deals then? HUH?!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Are you going on holiday?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

what gave you that idea?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I just wanted to check before I banned it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I'm vetoing your banning

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I was recently stung by a hidden charge
from the Carphone Warehouse. They were showing off a phone for £25/month. Turns out that's without VAT and the actual price is £30/month.

Oh how I cried down the phone at the salesman but there was nothing he could do..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

there was nothing he could do he couldn't give a shit and hates his life, his job, and the twats he has to deal with.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Indeed
and the last thing he probably wanted was a semi-retarded Scotchman squealing about a hidden £5...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Everything!
Failing that...
1) Naughty people with naughty dogs not on leads
2) Scallies
3) People who don't have spacial awareness or volume control

I called in at my friend's leaving do on Saturday, despite being Not Well. At the bar, some bloke is being all 'jovial' with his mates and is practically doing the back-to-back chimney sweep dance from Mary Poppins with me. I move a little bit, to give him more jocularity space, but this makes him lean further with me/on me. Big lanky curly-headed broken-nosed 'he's a great bloke' CUNT.
Then he bends over and goes "Oh I'm not looking up your skirt, my bank card's under there. He wasn't looking up my skirt, his card wasn't under it, and he was just a pissed knob who has never had one of his friends do him the favour of saying "You take the piss, you invade people's space, your face and voice are annoying, get your sinuses swilled and then commit suicide."

Then a friend of ours comes over and I realise that Marty Feldman Features is actually a Good Friend of my friends and he's a Great Bloke. I say "Really? I was just about to ask you to bar him. He's a tit." and wander off.

What??? I was Not Well!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I hate cunts like that
Thankfully I have pulled a friend aside and given him the "Look, you're being a twat tonight, rein it in" talk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

People need telling MORE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Have you seen the Fosters advert about space invaders?
It's actually brilliant.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

ooh no i haven't...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Keep an eye out for it, pretty funny
I was shocked

This is it, but you'll need sound
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I saw that telly show based around EasyJet yesterday.
Everyone except the cute girl who had cancer came off as right fucking nobs.

Stellios has a lot to awnser for the reputation of the UK, showing the world the complete and utter twats of the UK for 2 weeks at a time.

One bloke went to spain to watch a Man U match, was all like "Man U is my life, I love them", he didn't have a ticket and then announced over the tanoy that he would pay £200 for a ticket, everyone told him to fuck off, he ended up paying £400 and sleeping on the street, his team lost and he was in tears. Fucking nob, anyone who cries over football deserves to be stabbed in the throat with an axe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Football is shit.
It's dull. Conversations about it are dull. I was delighted when England were knocked out of the world cup - all of the St George's cross flags taken down etc.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

^^This
Only I gloated and swore a lot more when we were duly knocked out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I was stuck on a train yesterday with hundreds of Chelsea fans going to Wembley.
Bunch of arseholes talking absolute rubbish. I hate the tribalism, the hype and the media interest in the players & their wives.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Stop this.
Stop it NOW!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

That's what I find.
I'm not sure what I hate most, the old "Yeah' *brush nose*, simple innit, just need to get blah blah on board" people or the "On the battle grounds of the terrices, _we_ shall rise up against the mighty [Reds or Greens or Blues or whatever], and then they shall know once and for all who will be the greatest team in history. This isn't a match, it's a war, and we're bringing it to the streets" cunts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

^ FACTS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I quite enjoyed the World Cup
but that was because I was supporting Japan.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

in no particular order
1 - breakfast radio shows
2 - the dole for anyone healthy who has turned down more than 2 jobs in the last 12 months
3 - any form of reality tv except for ANTM
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

ANTM?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
Clearly.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

nooooo
america's next top model.

compulsive viewing. and this is from someone who literally loathes reality tv!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Oh it's so fantastic isn't it?
Tyra Banks is fucking mental.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

RON

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Oh I see, a chevron

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

They could do an alternative version to find the ugliest american
America's next top minger.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

^ i would totally watch this ^
however, i can see that getting contestants to enter might be more of a challenge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I think people would enter
There are so many cretins desperate to appear on TV it shouldn't be a problem.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I used to have a weakness for Shipwrecked
I have no idea why, I just fucking loved it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

CHEV

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

RON

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Please delete your post, thank you.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

N
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

What about the reality TV show 'hollyoaks' ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

*sigh* fair nuff, i'll do it.
- Oh GONZ ! You are SUCH a SILLY SAUSSAGE ! Hollyoaks isn't a reality TV show ! It's fiction.
- - YES IT IS
- - - NO IT ISN'T
- - - - Let's make love like convicts on their first day on bail after 35 years.
- - - - - OH BOY ! I'LL GET THE SHANK READY.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

everyone ignored your first post
because Hollyoaks is one of the worst things ever created by mankind.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

What about nuclear bombs? what about anthrax? what about tinned tuna? what about racisim and bigami? what about popping ballons and stamping on puppies?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Bigatory, Bigatory, not bigami.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

The art of folding second wives?

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

hollyoaks is worse than all of those
except for stamping on puppoes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

1. Scene kids
2. Absinthe
3. Dizzy spells
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I keep being dizzy but only for a nanosecond
I'll be going up or down the stairs and do a weird step because I think I've missed a step but I haven't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I hate that, I've fallen flat on my face from doing that.
Always find thinking you've got one more going up is worse than going down.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

i think down is worse
it's like i've left the earth for a while and then come back and do a tap dance step just before catching myself.
I'm SO clumsy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I have no spacial awareness
I often walk into doorframes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

hahah yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Absinthe is awesome.
How dare you.

Now if you'd said Schnapps, or Stroh I'd understand...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Yay lists!
1: Middle lane hogs should be banned from driving;
2: People who wander down the High Street randomly fucking stopping for no reason when I'm actually trying to get somewhere;
3: People being rude to me on the phone when they're the ones who've called me for help.

Actually, just ban people.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I want to add small talk to my list
I fucking hate it! Why can't people acknowledge the fact that it's ok if you have nothing to say. It's really, honestly fine.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

How's the weather?
bright with scattered showers here, might clear up later but then I think it's going to rain again...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It's lovely and sunny here!
So are you going on holiday soon?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I had a club sandwich for lunch
it was nice but the tomatoes were too sweet, I had to pick them out which seems like a terrible waste of food.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

what sort of club?
did it have a nail in it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I felt kind of sorry for my hairdresser the other day
he was trying his best to maintain conversation, but I'm so shit at it he gave up after a while. Eventually he did mention something about emigration so we got onto that and everything was fine, but until then it was just awkward.

I hate it when you step to the side to avoid someone and they do the same, etc, and then you have to acknowledge it and be all "oh ha, we're dancing, isn't it funny". It's stuff like that. I hate it. I HATE IT.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Oh...
I say the "ha ha we're dancing" thing. Does that mean i'm not original and funny?

And if i'm not original and funny...that makes me...unoriginal and unfunny...

*world crumbles*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

you're an accountant, it's fine.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Next time someone does that stepping-to-the-side dance
Drop your shoulder and plow onwards. You won't get smart-arsed comments then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

haha I can't plow, I'm only little!
I once ran into someone in our school hall because I turned back to shout something over my shoulder and didn't see him. I bounced right off him and skidded back a couple of feet on my arse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

1. U2
2. Stupid people

that covers everything
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I approve of the first, but I'm often in the second category

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

being stupid and occasionally doing stupid things are different

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I'm reasonably intelligent
but I'm incredibly thick. Though one of my best friends, who is fiendishly intelligent, was amazed that Jews lived in Israel.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

he's trying to tell you something.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

^ this ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I cannot choose just three.
I have a shortlist of about 45 things but cannot whittle it down any further, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Go on list all 45 then

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I can't, I'll be ill if I even think about it much longer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Is one of them "DRUGZ THAT AREN'T MASSIVE"?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

livingroomlol

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

you have a live in groom?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

live-in-groom-lol
No, I'm in my living room. BUT OF COURSE YOU KNEW THAT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

did I?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

living-room-lol

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

"I've got myself a crying, walking, sleeping, talking, living-room-lol"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

-whooshes over head-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

not a Cliff fan?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Not particularly.
And I wasn't around in the 1980s.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Cliff Richard sang a song called "Living Doll"
and then re-released it in the 1980's with the cast of "The Young Ones"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

34. Small Drugs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

1. everybody else
2. everything else
3. marmite
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:46, Reply)