Oh hear this one...
My auntie's married to a greek (We'll call him Yosif). His brother (Stavros!) had come to stay, and HER brother (my uncle Nicky) comes for drinks, gets pissed and stays also.
Next morning, there's MURDER because my uncle, pissed and naked, gets into bed with greek's brother and leaves him sickened and mortally offended.
The argue continues past breakfast time, where Yosif roars "Seriously, what the fuck is your brother doing getting into bed with MY brother like that. Is he a pousti (gay)???"
Whereby my uncle goes "You're calling me gay? I just wanted some kip. Your brother's the one with white shoes mate..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahahaha!
You should write a book about them.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Bit rich
Considering the Greeks practically invented bumderism.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:32, Reply)

That may be a lie...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

The caveat was with "practically"...
...which implies they merely perfected the art of shirterdom.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

^Brilliant
There's a QOTW winner in there.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)