You waited for a cubicle and you needed a wee?
YOU are Eoin McLove.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't like pissing
in a trough with the common people.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Do you eat jam straight from the fridge?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I don't eat "jam"
I eat conserve. Marmalade on occasions and sometimes Marmite. Not "jam". You might just as well ask me if I collect rubbish from the shores of the Thames, sir.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I can't get the flow to start
if I'm standing at a urinal with other men. If I'm there first, and in full flow when someone else comes in, it's fine, but breaking the seal is impossible when in company.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Shy bladder
'tis a curse.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

one that afflicts me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Thankfully
I seem to have a large bladder so don't need to go that often. So I can usually get through the working day by having a wee when I have my lunchtime dump.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Efficient time management of this kind
makes you Employee of the Month material.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I bloody wish
I'm staring redundancy in the face.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

well piss on it then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)