But.. but you're American!
Texts From Last Night has led me to believe you all like it up the bum.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

American girls give blow jobs more often
because they are all good christian girls who don't want to lose their virginities. This is also the reason they like bum sex as they think it doesn't count.

FACT!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Bumsex totally doesn't count
You don't have a bum hymen, do you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I believe the agreement is that 'sex is sex' anal sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, it's still considered sex

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Do you also believe that 'a job is a job'?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

and what is your view on spades and what you call them?
(Disclaimer: Vipros is aware that "spade" can be used in a racist fashion. In this instance the spade to which he refers is the tool similar to a shovel)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Implementist!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

stop trying to trick me with your questions

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

how many blow jobs have you had from american girls, sir?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Loads and loads in my Honda Accord.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

American girls do love Accords. I hope it's tricked out.,

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I haven't had any
But I did get groped from a largish American lady. I was scared.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Also a very gay american doorman gave me a hug in San Francisco
Which as we all know is tantamount to bum sex.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I hope you were wearing your extra thick jeans
A randy American gay has been known to penetrate two pairs of poor quality Matalan jeans with their engorged homopenis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)