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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fresh beetroot
Just boiled up is

a. Lovely and nyom
b. Able to make your piss pink

I'm not sure which of these is better, probably pink piss!

What are your food findingoutythings?

Alt Q:
I managed to roll over in bed the night before last and slip the joint of my 2nd vertebra - OW! I know the Ouch QOTW just finished but how have you innocently injured yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:59, 131 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Baked in tin fin smothered with balsamic..... With some chopped chilli in there.
Nyomtastic
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I'm going to assume tin is tuna?
In which case I agree, it does sound nice!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Oh god fucking hell no no no no no, can't fucking stand tuna, fucking catfood for cat women who stink of cats.
Tin Foil.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I'm assuming you're just referring to the tinned variety?
I can't see you turning your nose up at toro, right?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)
All tuna, rank fish, doesn't matter if it's out of a tin or in the world's poshest sashimi.
Except for some reason I really like it in Marks'n'Sparks sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)
unfortunately you are entirely wrong here gonz
fresh tuna is among the best of fishes. Superior to marlin, swordfish, shark, all that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)
There is a fishy sort of smell and taste that I hate, I donno what it's called, not all fish have it...
.... Cod, Salmon, Smoked fishes (such as macreal and salmon), sea bream... don't have it.

But tuna does have it, and fresh macreal, and it makes me gag.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
it depends on the freshness
the fishiest fish I've smelt or tasted was salmon.

I find that tuna is less like fish than most fish
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Tuna's a lot more 'meat'y than most fish
In my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)
my experience too
I'm a fan of it. My signature dish uses fresh tuna steak
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I'm too shit a cook to have a signature dish
But I make a mean tuna pasta bake.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I don't really have a signature dish
I just like to call it that because I'm pretentious, but I did come up with it all myself and it is awesome.

I'm still reeling from how amazing the beef wellington I had last night was.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
A birthday treat?
My Dad made my mum beef wellington for her birthday last year. It was fucking gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)
yeah, one of my mates is an incredibly good cook
and she made it last night. it was definitely in the top 3 things I've ever eaten, if not right at the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Wow, lofty praise!
I'm not sure what I'll get my Dad to cook me for my birthday, I had Thai last year and it was amazing. Plus he always makes too much, so I get to take loads home.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)
one of the other top 3 is a paella made by the same person
best cook I know by a mile.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Nah', I know what you mean, but it's not that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)
fair enough
it's like me and cucumber. I can't fucking stand the taste or smell of it and yet most people claim it doesn't really have either.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I think he meant "fish baked in tin foil"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Or
Beetroot in balsamic and chilli baked in tin foil - I think. That right Gonzo?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)
That's the one.
iPad's auto correction can really get annoying if I ain't concentrating.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Will try that!
Got 4 more to eat - cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Asparagus makes your piss smell rancid
even more so.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I concur
Had a load last week and it fucking stinks! Quite entertaining though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)
oh dear
I am just tucking into a bowl of asparagus soup which I made last night....oh well.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Enjoy!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)
not everyone can smell it in urine apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Maybe you could
mix beetroot and asparagus for those that cannot

pink piss=stink piss
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Apparently it doesn't do it to everybody
Does it to me though, I was unaware at the time and thought I had something wrong with me.

/ignorant
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)
eurgh beets are omgnasty
feta is great with pastaah

I somehow managed to hurt my knee over the weekend, it's still sore, I think it's from walking in massive heels for a few hours then switching to flip flops, trompsing around in the dark at a campsite, it hurts like woah
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Noooooooo!
Its lovely!

Love feta cheese, but not had with pasta *makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I love it in pasta salads, there's some sort they make at the local supermarket with spinach, rigatoni, feta and some sort of sauce made with leprachaun jizz or something
it tastes like magic
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)
It sounded good
until the last ingredient
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)
IT TASTES LIKE MAGIC
not sure what the dressing is, probably just a little bit of italian salad dressing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I hate feta, horrible stuff, don't see why it's so popular.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

feta beetroot
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Put that RIGHT back, K, put it RIGHT BACK, RIGHT NOW.
beetroot feta
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)
no wai!
feta beetroot
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
+ in oppersite land.
HA !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

in oppersite land everywhere ever except for in gonz's flat which smells of dirty dirty beetroot and dried jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Your sig looks like it says "bum" at the end
it made me laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Feta is all of the win.
All the greek cheeses are.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)
halloumi is the fucking shiznit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Grilled halloumi...
jizz-worthy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Halloumi for president.
Or king or something.

You can't go wrong with salty cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Oh AMEN
I ate a whole block of it the other week. I don't regret this act of sheer gluttony in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Griddled
with sweet chilli sauce - win!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Well, you've just decided what I'm doing for dinner tonight, well done.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Tis
a thing of wonder!!

Eating the whole block ala Labia will make you want to boke though. However, this is worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)
It didn't make me want to boke
I was upset when I finished it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Did you cook it first?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Grilled it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)
That's alright then
do you find it makes a squeaky noise against your teeth?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)
..
it cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Yes, it's an extra level of awesomeness

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)
That's actually my favourite thing about eating Halluomi
in addition to the awesome taste.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I can so imagine us both eating halluomi together
Grinning as we squeak.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Forgive her lord, for she knows not what she speaks.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Rhubarb
It can fuck up your pans if you don't use the right kind.

Also asparagus tastes better raw.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)
when my mother made rhubarb crumble
my brother informed her it looked like stewed bollocks. Rhubarb has never entered our house since
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)
rhubarb is looooovely.
I love cooking and baking with it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)
no-one in our family
eats it now. In an attempt to break that, my mother bought two pies a few months back, one apple, and one apple and rhubarb. The rhubarb one remained untouched. The same day our neighbour who does a lot of small scale veg growing, brought round some rhubarb
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)
You'll come round, it's lovely
We had a similar embargo on spinach in our house because my father hated it, now I love the stuff, particularly in curries.

Cauliflower, on the the other hand, is awful.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Cauli cheese
with smoked bacon pieces is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Cauliflower
is the weakest part of that trifecta
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Cauliflower is foul, I totally agree.
my parents and I have been fighting over this for years. after trying it multiple times, and gagging each time, I've steadfastly refused it since. They insist on making cauli cheese :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I'm alright with cauliflower
but courgettes are loathsome
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)
I was served rhubarb
with beef in Holland - bloody lovely it was too! Nice and sharp, like lamb and mint I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Beetroot boiling is the worst smell ever.
Yak.

The sides of my knees are currently two enormous yellow-black bruises from my pole. Sexy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)
what's the worst injury you have
A: suffered on the pole
B: inflicted to someone else on the pole
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)
A: A combination of horrible friction burns and cluster bruises on the tops of my thighs.
B: I haven't yet. May change if me and Kitty start trying doubles.
C: Also had an injury preventing me from doing pole - at a party a few weeks ago I somehow managed to pull all the muscles in the back of my left leg. Possibly on the bouncy castle. I can't remember.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

pull all the muscles in the back of my left leg get bummed vigourously.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)
That too.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)
If you mix Chilli Sauce, Garlic Mayo and Lemon Juice...
You'll ruin your fucking kebab

*still not happy about it*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)
that honey and mustard dressing
is nice, despite my general lack of appreciation of anything with honey
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I sometimes eat asparagus, despite not really liking it, just to make my piss stinky
this has backfired on me quite recently when a pretty young lady went into a lav after me :(
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)
My poo smelled of perm lotion when I was sick last week
I was terrified.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)
That's...odd...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I know.
It didn't smell of poo at all.
Just pure chemical :/
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
If it bleaches the loo at the same time
I think you've discovered the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I thought about spreading it on my hair for the 80s look

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)
You're sick

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

' e sick poo
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)
That too
Look, I'm not into scat, alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

not
to + a
s +'s bumhole right now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Working that out hurt my brain
Poor cat though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I did a LOLAGE

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)
neither am I
I do not view the substance I excreted on that lonely terryifying night as poo.
It was ammonium thioglycolate, and I'll not hear a word against me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)
When bleaching your ringpiece
Don't take the fluid in as an enema.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Eeeeh, imagine getting your ringpiece bleached

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I once had a poo in a loo that my mum had just bleached.
(It was an emergency, alright?).
I had a Neptune's Kiss, right on the ring, and it fucking stung for ages after.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Ha!
We're not allowed to use my mum's toilet until the bleach has sat for an hour. She has OCD.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I remember vividly that smell.
I used to pin curl my grandma's hair every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Mum used to do my great grandma's
With those papers that look like Rizzlas.
And all the women would put their engagement rings in the glass bowl with the lotion to bring up the stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Her hair was like wire so it never used to take very well.
My mum reckons I'm going to turn into my paternal grandma. I can't wait to flash my knickers at the priest.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Grandma was dead sweet
But she said false teeth, earrings, rouge and ESPECIALLY lipstick were all for vanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)
My grandma looked like an old bulldyke.
But in skirts that were too short, hence the knicker flashing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)
totally read that as sperm

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
anal creampie lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)
*giggles*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I thought 'well that's odd'
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Don't tell me you've never had a poo that smells like jizz
We all know you're that sort of girl.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)
What's 'jizz lotion' though???

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
It's when you jizz in a bottle of hair conditioner
and then you have to wait for your erection to go down so you can get your cock out of the bottle.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I'm fairly certain I've never had jizz in my bum

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)
But.. but you're American!
Texts From Last Night has led me to believe you all like it up the bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)
American girls give blow jobs more often
because they are all good christian girls who don't want to lose their virginities. This is also the reason they like bum sex as they think it doesn't count.

FACT!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Bumsex totally doesn't count
You don't have a bum hymen, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)
I believe the agreement is that 'sex is sex' anal sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, it's still considered sex

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Do you also believe that 'a job is a job'?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)
and what is your view on spades and what you call them?
(Disclaimer: Vipros is aware that "spade" can be used in a racist fashion. In this instance the spade to which he refers is the tool similar to a shovel)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Implementist!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)
stop trying to trick me with your questions

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)
how many blow jobs have you had from american girls, sir?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Loads and loads in my Honda Accord.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)
American girls do love Accords. I hope it's tricked out.,

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)
I haven't had any
But I did get groped from a largish American lady. I was scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Also a very gay american doorman gave me a hug in San Francisco
Which as we all know is tantamount to bum sex.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I hope you were wearing your extra thick jeans
A randy American gay has been known to penetrate two pairs of poor quality Matalan jeans with their engorged homopenis.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)
about 5 minutes ago
I just had a mini sneezing fit and ripped the last of the stitches inside my cheek and on my gum! It stings, it really fucking stings!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Speaking of food
family are out for the day. Just me in the house, and my six year old sister. Who just wandered up to me and requested lunch- her words 'can I have cereal or salmon please?'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)
bless
so you finally have food now huh?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)
just one or the other?
not too fussy, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)
yeah
she loves salmon, but is aware that as I'm allergic to fish I'm unlikely to accede, so the cereal was a grudging alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Awww you have a small person to look after.
I hope you're telling her blatant lies to get her bullied at school.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)
she's too smart for that sadly
A b3tan in the making I reckon
Edit: though when she was much younger, I did pretend to bite her nose off, and she was convinced for weeks that she didn't have a nose, and kept asking for it back
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)
that contrary to what i once thought
There is such a thing as too much white chocolate toblerone. This won't last long though.

The wooden chair I am sitting on is raping my arse (and not in a good way - if there is such a thing), every time I stand up I nearly yelp in agony.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Any white chocolate Toblerone is too much
Dark one FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
i threw those evil bastards away
You could have had them!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
*drops to knees*

EDIT:

b3ta sweet swap - match up likes/dislikes and post the nasty sweets to people who like them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

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