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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I used to get called Stripey because I only ever wore black and white striped tops
This is no longer true.

The man in the shop calls me Nefertiti and the man in the kebab shop used to call me Bob. He thinks I'm dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I would have called you Beetlejuice

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I loved Beetlejuice when I was younger
I wished that's what would happen to my after I died.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Winona Ryder is shit.
She sucks. But other than that, I heart Beetlejuice. I got it in Sainsbury's a few months back for £3
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
she is ridiculously pretty though
even as a wrinkled one in Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)
nah
she just totally sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I wish

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)
I must keep an eye out for it then

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)
If I see you in my local Sainsbury's I will be concerned.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Why the hell would I go there?
There's a closer one in Leamington, so I can lie in wait for TGB and when she's not looking put a marrow, vaseline and anusol in her trolley.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Someone suggested that for fancy dress
But I chose Buttercup Powerpuff instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
pics? that sounds awesome!!
I need to get my fancy dress pics on here. Considering I'm the whitest man in England I make an awesome Mr T and Notorious B.I.G.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)
No I got drunk and lost the dress

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Before you got home?
Harlot!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)
No I left it in a pub!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Not doing yourself any favours here Rootz

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
IN A BAG

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
A simple
"Lost it before I had the chance to wear it" would have made things easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I had done a preview, so people saw it and were amazed

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)
sexy shennanigans

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Nefertiti is a good one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Surely Cleo was the one with the bob?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)
yeah, but cleo was an inbred minger
whereas nefertiti was hot

(if I remember correctly)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)
They were all inbred
but from what I recall Cleo was a total go-er, at least.
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Then I forgive him
but I still want to shop this www.britposters.com/wishimages/carry%20on%20cleo%20rare%20version.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Possibly my favourite Carry On
She was a bit of a looker in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Right she was

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)
you were right
I'm thick.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

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