A new bloke started in our office a couple of weeks ago and it turns out that
last week whilst I was off he has earned the nickname 'rapey' from the girls as he just sit's and stares at them.

What's the worst nickname you have heard used for a colleague and friend and how did they earn it?

Alt Q: what's your nickname with your friends?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:31, 203 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have recently aquired the nickname Blousie.
Which I quite like.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

It suits you!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Its a nickname nickname
Like beckyletters!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I think it denotes a girlish twinkle which I sometimes show.
But then I don't show my twinkle to everyone.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Lies!
On the internet!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

*furrows brow*
Slander!
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

hehehe!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

at least it isn't spelt differently

/in a bad mood
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I knew someone nicknamed Trout
for no particular reason.

I don't have a nickname, but when I was little my dad called me AC Milan
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

that's spooky as that was my nickname for a year
when I worked in a small IT company. *Consults the bible*
edit should explain my initials are AC so it was either ACDC or AC Milan.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Trout?
What did you do to earn that?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I just got that
read it, re-read it, refreshed the screen, read it.

Vipros is right I'm a right thicky
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

my christian/middle name initials are AC
but when I was little I didn't realise it was a football club. I just heard it as AceyMilan
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I had assumed it was some sort of "two up front" joke.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

replay it being
my dad who nicknamed me that. And the fact I was about four
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

ha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Did you just delete a post?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

nope
no post deletion. What did you think you saw?
I have a keyboard cat post on QOTW, that you just replied to
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Ha,
oh I must have gone to /qotw and thought it was /offtopic. Actually doing work for a change has confused me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

that would explain it
I was slightly confused by the non-sequiter
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I am a fool.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Now who is the post deleter?
Haha. Anyway you were saying you're in Cambridge for a night?

Edit: I clicked 'I like this' because that post needs to be popular paged. Terrible bullying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Secondary foolishness was thinking you lived in Cambridge
but it's oxford isn't it?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Oxford it is indeed
and currently in Ireland visiting family
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Lets pretend this whole sorry mess never happened.
/but it's a shame you don't live in Cambridge I could have tried to set you up with my mate there.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

This is ripe
for 'that's what she said.'

/But Oxford is so much better than Cambridge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

DELURKS
LIES! I've been to both, I should know.

Chompy - the venue you'll be after is called Talk Of The Town. Let me know if I can assist you further.
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Oxford is obviously better in every way
it's even prettier for a start
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I will concede you have better bands
I love Ute and The Winchell Riots (I'm going to see Ute in Camden on Thursday if anyone fancies meeting up).

But everything else is a hands down victory to Cambridge and its supreme awesomeness. Any words to the contrary will constitute an immediate cessation of our friendship.
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I will concede you won the boatrace
and possibly that Cambridge itself is rather nice.

But the incidence of mutation in the general population once you step outside the city itself is unacceptably high.

/sits in broken shards of friendship
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

that's hardly the fault of Cambridge
that it sits amid the webbed fingered masses of the fens. You just need to close your eyes and hold your breath as you plow through the locals staring and pointing: "Look uncle and grandad jacob, it's one o dem moving metal boxes".

I suppose we can salvage our friendship. I'm still waiting for the right moment to suggest to Roota inviting you in to join our new sex cult. I should probably tell her about the cult itself first.
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

But I still insist that Oxford is prettier
and better regarded. As well as the fact that our locals have only a 10% higher average of mutation than the general population, as compared to 50%

I think you might have told Roota that accidentally. Quick, edit 'sex cult' to 'chess club'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I think perhaps I wanted to get caught
I feel so free now
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

you may feel free
you may also be nursing some bruises soon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Do tell me about this cult of yours
:|
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

erm
I go to Kings Cross and pay slaggy women money for sex. Then claim the tax back on it via a flimsy religious pretext.

Love you honey xx
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Why haven't you paid me yet?
Love you as well, you little fucker ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)

you're the first girl I met there
who didn't ask for any
( djtrialprice, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

She just stole it from you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Sssh!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

when you say 'mate'
you're just going to wear a fake moustache aren't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Nope he's a post graduate soon to be fellow at oxford
26 a rower, one of the smartest people you'll ever meet and genuinely a nice guy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

pass him on please
rowers are hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I'll set something up for the boat race next year.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'm holding you to that haha
though that does remind me I'm going to have to do some fierce exercise in the next two months, if I want to get back into rowing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

oh ok, because you put some more random detail in
I'll believe you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I'm bookmarking this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

What a suprise.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

STOP SPELLING SURPRISE INCORRECTLY
It's upsetting me.

And probably Monty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Stop being a mental.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Oh but I do love it so
*skips*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

that made me think of Partridge
STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'm just destroying my cereals

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

OOO reet I suppose that makes you a cereal killer mr partridge
Theres a spoon in the bathroom like but I have no cause to use eet like!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I get called 'Labs' by a few b3tans
And my girlfriend's taken to calling me AJ, as they're my initials.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I think Badger mostly calls you "shut up".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

This is true
Usually with a whispered "why won't you love me?" after.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Mine too
Everyone in work knows me as AndyJ
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

it's an old one but we used to have a db analyst we called Thrush
... because he was an irritable cunt.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Just remembered I sold some guys house before
and his wife would always ring up the office with him feeding her lines. I asked why he didnt ring once and she explained that he had a terrible stutter with new people and it got so bad sometimes his colleagues called him 'rapper'

poor bloke!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I became known as Jesus to my friends
After one of them said that when the sun was behind me, it looked like I had a halo (I have very curly hair and was in the stage of growing it out where it went into something very near full on afro. It's long enough now just to hang down and look good, but there are some awful photos from back then). Got very confusing since another person with the same real name as me gained the same nickname independently before our two groups of friends ended up merging. I was Jesus 1, he was Jesus A.

Have a friend called Sarge for no reason other than "Sergeant (his name)" just sounds right.

Stinky Pete was self explanatory.

Another friend, due to a rather inappropriate joke about a younger friend of ours, can rarely go a full day without hearing "She was 14!" in a shocked tone of voice.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

A friend of a friend is known as "medium sized Dave". They have no other friends called Dave - tall, short or otherwise.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

We have a little dave (or Davelet)
Who is the taller of the two Daves we know.

Also 3 Lizzies, of which little Lizzie is the tallest, but is just one of these people who always seems small.

We're not exactly short on little people either (fnarr!), to the point where we have had to number the ones nicknamed hobbit, and got up to 8 or so.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

maybe you're just freakishly tall
and all the hobbits are in fact normal sized.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Yay for this!
We have a small, medium and large Bri
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I now know so many Daves
that one is called Not-quite-as-big-as-Medium-Dave-but-still-quite-a-lot-bigger-than-Little-Dave Dave. Or "Dave" for short.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I recognise this from somewhere
Where did you steal it from? This is going to bug me all day now...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I stole it from me.
The aforementioned Dave was livid when we demoted him from Medium Dave. Livid.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Surely that would be a promotion?
Unless short people are somehow better, which would be lies.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Now my husband just goes by David
which makes easier as every sod is called Dave
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Terry Pratchett I think?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

It's from Pratchett, I think
possibly Hogfather?
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Maybe. *shrug*
I thought I'd made it up myself.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I watched The Squid and the Whale the other day
and the kid in it passes off a Pink Floyd track as his own. When asked why he did it he said "because I felt I could have written it. The fact that it already existed seemed insignificant".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

It is indeed
that's one of mon favourites.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

POTD

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

haha!
Or another one

Keith, Keith, the man known only as Keith, Keith

I always thought nicknames were supposed to be shorter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I have a mate called Dave
his name is actually Chris, but someone once said he looked like David Platt, which he doesn't, so from then on I called him Dave. It took off, and everyone called him Dave until he went to uni, and now it's just old friends who do it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I've never been popular or unpopular enough to have a nickname

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Do you want one?

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Let's give him one!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

that sounds dirty

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Phwoar!

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

That sounds rapey

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

How about "Ace"?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Ace hole maybe
red dwarf steal
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

haha reminds me of my dad that one
last three letters of his surname there. To piss students off he would brightly suggest that as his nickname
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I was thinking something
With a Military theme, maybe crossed with a dark supernatural feeling.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Sergeant Werewolf

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Private Sparkly Emo?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Lieutenant Mummy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I was thinking that
spooky
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

West country thing me old mucker!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Yarp

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

people who say yarp are cunts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

"Captain Frankenstein"?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Private Black Goat Of The Woods With A Thousand Young?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Brigadier ZALGO?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Catchy

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Major Cunt

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

*WINNER*
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!!!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I'm called Jonesy by one lad in the office
Due to the song 'Nathan Jones'. That's about it really.

Alt Q: Beefcake or Mad Dog.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I knew a guy we use to call damp Dave because he took so many drugs that he always thought he's wet himself.
And funnily enough he was called Dave.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

My parents called me Ria Bird
My friends just call me Ria
My enemies call me gonnorhea
Wiggy calls me oi.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

and there's
Fatty fatty two-by-four, can't fit through the kitchen door.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

a plague o' both your moobs.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Ouch

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

oh so now it's not ok to go around calling everyone fatties eh?!
*sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

But you're clearly not fat!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

neither are you
are you?

*facestalks*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You don't look fat
so I shall recommence calling you a fattyfatfat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I have terrible bodyimage issues

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

good job I bloody don't isn't it!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'm so sorry :(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

never Dire Ria?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

that was a primary school one
it was upgraded to gonnorhea in secondary school
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I used to get called Stripey because I only ever wore black and white striped tops
This is no longer true.

The man in the shop calls me Nefertiti and the man in the kebab shop used to call me Bob. He thinks I'm dead now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I would have called you Beetlejuice

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I loved Beetlejuice when I was younger
I wished that's what would happen to my after I died.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Winona Ryder is shit.
She sucks. But other than that, I heart Beetlejuice. I got it in Sainsbury's a few months back for £3
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

she is ridiculously pretty though
even as a wrinkled one in Star Trek
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

nah
she just totally sucks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I wish

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I must keep an eye out for it then

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

If I see you in my local Sainsbury's I will be concerned.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Why the hell would I go there?
There's a closer one in Leamington, so I can lie in wait for TGB and when she's not looking put a marrow, vaseline and anusol in her trolley.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Someone suggested that for fancy dress
But I chose Buttercup Powerpuff instead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

pics? that sounds awesome!!
I need to get my fancy dress pics on here. Considering I'm the whitest man in England I make an awesome Mr T and Notorious B.I.G.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

No I got drunk and lost the dress

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Before you got home?
Harlot!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

No I left it in a pub!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Not doing yourself any favours here Rootz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

IN A BAG

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

A simple
"Lost it before I had the chance to wear it" would have made things easier.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I had done a preview, so people saw it and were amazed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

sexy shennanigans

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Nefertiti is a good one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Surely Cleo was the one with the bob?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

yeah, but cleo was an inbred minger
whereas nefertiti was hot

(if I remember correctly)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

They were all inbred
but from what I recall Cleo was a total go-er, at least.
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Then I forgive him
but I still want to shop this www.britposters.com/wishimages/carry%20on%20cleo%20rare%20version.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Possibly my favourite Carry On
She was a bit of a looker in that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Right she was

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

you were right
I'm thick.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

my mate is called Ferret
no one knows why though. not even him.

I get called by my surname by my old mates. is weird when new people call me it though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I get that too
I find it a little odd, impersonal at times.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I don't mind it at all
I like my name and don't mind being called it.

is funny when some of my dunce mates used to phone up my parents house and say "hi, is (surname) there". they'd then get mocked by whichever family member answered the phone.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I like my surname too
And can see why folk would call me by it, but it still feels a little 'distant' at times.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

and massively gay ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

My surname is not gay!
How very dare you! ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

It is the kind of name people would give to a small dog
in legwarmers
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

That's the worst thing anyone's said to me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Sorry

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

lol jk
People have said far worse. See?
*shows scars*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

is it because he's mad for it?
or because he spends a lot of time down yorkshiremen's trousers?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I tend to imply the latter

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

If you ever want to upset me
IRL call me by my last name. Or even my full name
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Full name's reserved for if you've been naughty.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I don't dislike my name
just had some bad experiences
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

About 2 years ago
I realised I actually quite dislike people calling me the shortened version of my name, but all my friends and family still call me by it because after 20-odd years it'd be a bit weird to make a fuss..
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

When I met you
I was going to call you berk, then reconsidered because saying it out loud might be mean
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Haha, well
berk by name, berk by nature and all that. It would have been entirely fine!
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I can't remember what I called you instead
probably your full name
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I have met her
And unfortunately have forgotten her real name, because I can never remember names :( I r embarrassed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Tut tut
hang your head in shame, mister - I remember yours! (or at least, I think I do...)
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

*hangs head*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

when I was growing up no one called me by a nickname other than my family, I tried to hard to get a nickname like Krissy or something but it didn't stick
now that I'm older people try to call me Kris and I fucking hate it
fuck off with that shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I noticed you signed off a gaz with the full thing
so if we met I'd either have called you that, or berk I think
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

don't know if you remember
the random b3tan who went to Sonisphere, posted on here before. Weaver I think. Turned out I met him (not knowing at the time)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Weaver rings a bell
that's pretty random
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

we shared a taxi to Stevenage
though less random given that I had recommended where he should camp to him, which was the camp next to mine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

that was slightly less random then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

don't judge my chance encounters dammit

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

you said it first!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I knew someone who was called by his surname.
reason was that there was another chap in the group with the same name, so the other chap gets call by his first name.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

being called 'minge' by certain people
was always quite irritating
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I named a girl hatchet face cause she was a torrential bitch with horrible skin and was totally scamming on my mates man
I used to call my friend Snickelfritz, he hated it

Nicknames have included krizzatine, k dawg, special k, shady, now it's just K
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Got a mate
Called "Sleeps With Toast" - his Indian name after a night out on the sauce and beer hunger when he returned
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Haha!
I like this.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

When he woke up
He was basically wearing the toast like a bra
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I've woken up with
cheese on toast stuck to my arse before, after an exceptionally drunken night out.
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I used to work with a venerable old dear
when I was at WHSmiths part time earning my beer tokens. You know the type - a twinkly eyed, blue-rinse-and-perm type with her glasses on a string, who always seems to be on the verge of whipping out an apple pie and called everyone 'dear'. Straight out of some fuzzy work of 50's fiction, she was everybody's ideal gran. She was even called Ethel.
Anyway, we get a new supervisor (who we later learn has been bounced from store to store in the local area on account of him being a terrible penis that nobody wants to work with) who takes her to task virtually every time he sees her. One day, following a particularly epic rant, several of my colleagues and I spy him flouncing off and Ethel stood behind the tills, chin a-trembling. Naturally we rush over to comfort our pet Gran. She shrugged us off and announced, calmly and clearly and with absolutely no concern for any customers who were listening: 'that man is a complete cunt.'

The name stuck - it certainly lasted longer than he did.
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Brilliant.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Prolonged, but yes, it was a beautiful moment
hearing an exceptionally rude word come out of such a sweet old lady.
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

One of my friends is called Fatty.
Cos she's so thin. Her real name just doesn't sound right anymore.

In my flat I was called by my last name or Poledancer since there were three girls with my name. I was Stick at primary school.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

At school I was called
jellybelly. Such a charming bunch of cunts at my school.
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I was called chunk in junior school and made to do the truffle shuffle by my brothers mates

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I have a friend in my phone as PPD
Short for Pippy PoleDancer
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I was called minger at school
:(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

*shocked face*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

harsh man, harsh.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I'm only playing you minger.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'll stop fancying you if you're not careful

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

No you wont

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Awww
*tries to think of useless platitude*...just ignore them and they'll stop...sticks and stones...cunt them in the fuck!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Yeah, but you're well fit now.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

My real name is Gordon
But I once had a yellow and black stripy jumper so people started calling me Sting.

I make middle of the road music these days and this nickname has haunted me all my life.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

and you fuck
Trudie Styler?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

For 17 hours straight using tantric sechs

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Viz is always rude about Sting
"Increasingly irrelevant pop-twat Sting (real name Steven Stingersby)"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I just smelt porridge
It's gone now...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

There it is again!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)