One of my friends is called Fatty.
Cos she's so thin. Her real name just doesn't sound right anymore.

In my flat I was called by my last name or Poledancer since there were three girls with my name. I was Stick at primary school.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

At school I was called
jellybelly. Such a charming bunch of cunts at my school.
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I was called chunk in junior school and made to do the truffle shuffle by my brothers mates

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I have a friend in my phone as PPD
Short for Pippy PoleDancer
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I was called minger at school
:(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

*shocked face*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

harsh man, harsh.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I'm only playing you minger.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'll stop fancying you if you're not careful

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

No you wont

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Awww
*tries to think of useless platitude*...just ignore them and they'll stop...sticks and stones...cunt them in the fuck!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Yeah, but you're well fit now.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)