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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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also, less use of this light up temporary speed limit signs. I'm convinced that they cause traffic jams for no reason.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:28, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
If it's there for a while you can try and beat your high score.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)
If they detect you speeding, catapult a child's corpse into your car. BOOM.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)
those 30 ads really creep me the fuck out. I don't speed in 30 zones anyway though because I'm a conscientious driver.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)
children are kept on leashes, right?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Parents are big on the 'Free Range, Organic' children hippy schtick.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Telling me it was the end of a traffic jam. However, I could tell this from the fact that I WAS OUT OF THE TRAFFIC JAM.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)
"I know, I'll drive RIGHT UP BEHIND the driver in front. This clearly won't go badly when they brake."
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)
NO IT FUCKING HASN'T OR I WOULD BE ON IT
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)
'we decided to cancel your train for an unexplained reason. Good luck getting home suckahs!'
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)
They say it's going to be 20 minutes late, then you see it coming round the corner.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)
every journey would be like boooo...YAY!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Expecting your train to be late...
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I arrived at the station last year to catch a train to the airport and I'd got the time 5 minutes wrong so I thought I'd missed it, but as we got to the platform it was still there because it was running late so we were about to dash on when the ticket guy demanded that we stop and get a ticket before boarding, so we implored that he let us get one on the train so we didn't miss it, but he refused so we had to stand and watch our train leave.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)
My first law would be to tax Rail Managers' salaries at 101%.
This would naturally increase annually at a rate of 1% over inflation except for those managers working for SouthEastern Fail who'd be taxed a further 3% to reflect investment in new services that are overpriced and go to the wrong London station which nobody wants.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)
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