I've spent my whole lunch listening to Bad Romance on repeat
I'm writing a pole routine for my class tonight. I'm hoping that my whingey bitch student will have more fun and stop complaining as much, it's kind of bringing me down.

I now know all the words. She says "I want you in my rear window". Odd woman.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love that song
It's a belter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I've kind of got bored with it.
It's a bit same-y.

Your profile pic makes me want a croissant.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I was wondering if Vipros had seen it yet
I made my very-confused girlfriend take the pic this morning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I saw it on my newsfeed in small form and thought "Who the fuck is that?"
As your hair confused me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

It's in a dormant state for work

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It was the unshaven sides, I thought you'd swept the strip over your head.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Nah, I'd look a bit Hitler Youth then
I need to get the sides shaved again, it's far too long.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

My friend had one section shaved a while ago
it's now about 2 inches long. I wihs my hair grew that fast.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

That's about 6-8 weeks of growth on the sides
It's about a cm, maybe two, in length.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

ugh the Rihanna
awful, awful idea women, shaving parts of your head is horrible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

you look totally different in that pic to any I've seen before
I had a croissant on saturday for breakfast. it was awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I have one right now.
I eat them plain though. People who butter them are strange.

edit - a croissant not Lab's face. That may be better with butter I just can't comment
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Depends on the quality of the croissant
I tend to go for the almond-paste-filled ones if given a choice. The one the other day was a dark chocolate paste one (different, and superior, to a pain au chocolat)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I just like them plain
I know it's boring but I'm not terribly adventurous with food.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Fuck it I'm popping to Morrisons and getting some croissants.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

make sure you post a picture
we can start a meme. Croissants around the world.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Do it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I really wish I'd taken some when I went to the Outer Hebrides
we had the perfect balcony/terrace to recreate the smug man photo.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

The apartment I'm going to in spain has a sweet balcony
I'll try and do it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'll be back in 20 mins or so, with a pic of a croissant.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

There's a Morrisons in
Borough? Or have you moved yet?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I've moved to Camberwell now :(
I went through Borough on my way to East yesterday, it made me very sad.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I am
I'm all about amazing taste sensations

I'd cook and eat you if I could get away with it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'll cover for you
"Yes, officer, I totally saw BobbyPires getting on a plane to Peru. No records you say? Maybe he used a false identity, he did look rather worried about something."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

you'd have a job to eat me all! you'd have to shave and pluck me first!
I am a man bear pig!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

that's what flamethrowers are for

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

and pressure washers

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I've decided you're just mean!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

she's not just mean
she's a load of others things as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I AM EVERYTHING

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I AM YOU ARE MY
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I'm now not hungry

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I know you want to chew on me.......................
edit *shudder*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

you eat marzipan croissants?
that's minging.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

it's not actually marzipan
it's a thinner paste. it's nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I suspect that is not true.
and that your taste buds have been dulled by all the weed
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

my tastebuds are top quality thanks
I don't really like marzipan, but the almond croissants are good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Really?
I suppose I haven't shaved the sides (or my face) in a while, and the hair's down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

maybe it's the angle as well
looks like a different face shape
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

How odd.
Maybe it's the angle of the head then, or that my mouth's open.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

yes
your face is odd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Cheers dude

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

the pleasure is all mine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Undoubtedly

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Maybe you should post pictures of yourself dancing
as Applebite does.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

There are a few on my facebook, I'll gaz you my real name so you can add me
I'm working on getting a website up for my classes so I'll be putting photos and videos on there eventually, hopefully to entice new students.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

new students
some very empowering masturbation
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

why would you go to a pole dancing website
when there's so much specialised porn?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It's Chompy
Don't try to understand.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Amen

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

shut up chompy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I like it now it reminds me of Bert.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

this amused me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

According to FB and my powers of deduction
You appear to age backwards. You're like some sort of Kitty Button character.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

facestalking eh?
what do you mean?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Yeah, facestalking's a bit dull these days
The photos from your 22nd birthday appear before the photos of your 21st.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I see
man that is proper facestalking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

It's nothing on when we freaked out DiT ages back
Kaol pretended to have found out lots about him. I think actually found out lots about him.

edit: I've been pretty bored of late, there's only so much you can do to avoid applying for jobs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

do you like my massive hair in my 22nd pictures?
that's what happens when extensions get humid.

That was the night I was wearing a backless top and one of my friends tried to pull me towards him by grabbing a handful of the top and he just pulled it off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Topless-lols
edits: Also, that isn't massive hair. Mine used to get massive if it got rained on.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

am I friends with you on facebook and haven't realised
or are you just doing massive stalking?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)