I'm doing this Ramadan fast thing
That's why I didn't say hello at lunch time... no lunch... I forgot to have a rest. Any idea if I can't eat until it's dark here or in Mecca? It makes a massive difference.

On other news, I'm happy. I made an awful simulation work, simplified it and now it gives great results. My boss is both happy and impressed.

Which big achievements have you achieved today? Or recently? Or during your life?

Alt. Q: Is there a mnemotecnic rule to remember when it's "live" and when it's "life"?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:49, 206 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hmm
Today I've managed to do a job in an hour, that takes the usual lad 4 hours to do. Apart from that, nothing really.

Alt Q: Easy way of remembering it I suppose would just be to 'live your life'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Live your life
It sounds easy. I'm sure I manage to get it confussed anyway.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Sorry, don't mind if I Near The Top this one, do you?

Creamy crab pasta recipy from last week, quite nice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I bet you would kill for a chocolate biscuit,
mmmm think of it sweet and crumbly, with a nice cup of tea.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

orrible git!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Yes, well
I don't like chocolate. But I could kill for a biscuit, yes.

However, I'm stopping myself eating any of the food I brought just in case by thinking about the beautiful quiche that is waiting for me at home if I behave.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

The quiche will still be there if you misbehave,
No one will know, a pack of crisps wont hurt, who's going to judge you?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I have no crisps here
I only have crumpets. Mmmm, crumpets...

But no, it's only the first day. I can't fail so quick.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Why not? There is no god don't you know.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I'm not doing it for god
I'm doing it to try myself. I don't think I can manage the whole month, but I think I'm better than just have a day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

why do you want to know if you can do it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I just want to try myself
There are quite a few muslims in the office and I've always been impressed at how well they manage and how they keep working as if nothing. I want to see if I can do it too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

we don't have any in this office
but have some in our head office.

They won't shake hands with women. Many of our clients, and in fact the head of the UK branch of my division, are women.

Stupid religion is stupid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Any religion which does not treat every human as an equal
Fails.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

^this
in this age of science anything else is just absurd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

That's every religion by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Hence my agnosticism

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Don't let the Wiccans hear you say that
bunch of vicious bastards, they are.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Yes, well
I don't agree with that. Some of them are cunts. My mother works in the inmigration department, and she could tell you a lot of good stories (all in Spanish), like this very important muslim guy who prefered to talk with the security guy (who obviously knows nothing about inmigration paperwork) than with her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

some of them are cunts, purely because some of any group is cunts.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Hi Aber
this site should help you out my dear.

www.ramadantimetable.co.uk/
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I can't open it
This office has very stupid security rules for websites... I'll look at home. Thanks in advance.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I didn't know you were Muslim
A quick look at the wiki article doesn't give me an answer for your timing questions, but I imagine it's the 'eating during daylight hours' bit that's important, rather than the timezone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I'm not
But I've always been impressed at their control power, so I've decided to try this year. I'm drinking water, though, I'm not silly.

However, I keep thinking I should have tried a year that it was in winter.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Fair enough!
Then if you're doing it for the challenge, go from sunrise to sunset.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I'm thinking that
Although I need to go to bed early and get up early as well, which means that I wouldn't be able to eat at all for the whole month. I think I'll count 8pm as night, as usually I have tea at 6.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

A month hopefully
Not a year! ;)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

A year when Ramadan was in winter

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Thank you dear
I'm happy someone understands my poor expresions :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Duly noted

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

There was nothing wrong with your expression
it was perfectly clear. I don't know how sportscow managed to misunderstand.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

brain impediment

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Thats me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

A guy I used to work with
observed Ramadan very strictly. He ended up doing a 1-year stint in Sweden, you can imagine his relief when it fell in winter that year.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

My muslim friend has a radio that receives
broadcasts from the mosque giving the official word when its ok to eat.
It is dependent on where you are, not mecca.
I'm sure you can check online somewhere.

In fact, I bet there is an ap for that.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Live is a verb, life is the noun.
I've done nothing but watch CSI. I love Horatio. I might go and get some food soon, as I'm hungry and I have nothing in the house.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

csi is shit
gawd lampito, what it wrong with you.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

OY!
Dont diss the CSI!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

it is bollocks
especially Miami. The worst one liners ever.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

You dont get it!
Thats WHY its good!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I was tricked into watching this video.
But, I guess I won't get... fooled again.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I don't think so. I think Miami is better than New York.
Gary Sinise. How the mighty have fallen.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

original one is best
FACT
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Yes. This.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

don't think I've watched the original
the old roommate watched miami and new york all of the time, I would read, hear the shit on tv and just groan
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Agreed
But H is just so entertainingly bad and Calleigh (sp?) is fucking lovely!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I prefer NY for Danny
Miami for terrible stuff, but I've not wtched much of the original. I just like NY, that was the first one I watched.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

the programme is up its own arse.
absolute horseshit!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Shut up Chompy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Nah, it's pretty wank, I just don't like Grissom. He was also a far worse Will Graham than Edward Norton

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yes, but it's fantasticly shit.
I like guessing who dunnit. The last one was "The murderer was her own reflection". Only in New York.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Getting food would be a good achievement for the day
If you're planning going hunting, killing it and preparing it all by yourself.

And then, eat it all.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I'm not up to preparing meat myself.
I'd grow some veggies but the one I'm watching one where someone was killed by e. Coli on a salad :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Really? On a salad?
I grow my beans and peppers. I'm so proud of them!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

From the looks of it, it's sewage getting into the water, which is then put on the crops
and BAM pretty 22 year old girls die, and suddenly the police care.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

FFS!
WHere was that? South america?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Miami :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

No
Wow! I'd have thought that quality control and H&S was quite big in the States.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Of course this is all fictional...
Though I wish Horatio existed :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Oh, you!
I thought you were talking real. You where scaring me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Couldn't do Ramadan
but my current achievement is having lost a stone. Weighed myself today.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Woho!
Well done! I haven't weighted myself for ages now... I'm too scared.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I've just eaten a huge piece of cake
nom.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Oh damn it, I'm completely and utterlly smitten with a girl in the cafe, she smiled to me today and said I'm her nicest customer and how she always goes to serve me because I make her laugh.
And oh my goodness, I don't think I've seen such a good looking girl before in my life, not even in magazines, not even Nancy from Hollyoaks ! And I don't really know much about her except, OH GEE OH GOSH, she's swell.

AND THEN, get this, I was on Club Reps Uncovered about 8 years ago, and there is a girl who I was on the show with; she's a singer and I got up on stage with her. I see her every few months in and around this area, she's a bit of a local celebs; all the shop keepers know her. She wants me to come into buisness with her, her idea is completely retarded, but she might have some other ones.

AND mum bought me lunch today.

This last hour has been a rollercoaster of joy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

OH OH OH, and someone wants me to work for them who _ISN'T_ a complete and utter phsyco who calls me every few days for 9 months on end.
WITH REAL BIG PEOPLE'S WAGES AND ON THE BOOKS AND NO MORE SELF EMPLOYEEDNESS
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Ask her out!
Either of them, but I'd recommend trying cafe girl first.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Cafe girl deffo, I might go "I got some spare tickets to the theater, do you fancy it?".
But It'll lead onto a "When are the tickets for? I'm free/not free on that date" and I'll sheepeshly say "Any time you're free, ever, it doesn't matter".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Just go for it!
Worst case scenario - she says no

EDIT:
Or kills you with serving tongs

EDITEDIT:
Glad you liked the Halloumi with sweet chilli sauce!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

=D
I think I will, maybe for when I go to lunch there next, which I think I will tomorow.

The Halluoumi worked really well, I did it with a pasta sauce instead, as I had some left over, but I added some chilli to it to make it into a kindda aberetta.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Do it!
That, and more griddled cheese with chilli!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I got tickets for the theatre for tonight
But I can't go, so I'm thinking on changing the date. Would you like to come with me? When?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

0o0o0o, nice one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Thanks
I'm great at inventing excuses to meet with future exes.

Another one is: I won these tickets but my friends are not interested; I have to tell them when I can go, would you want to come with me? when?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I like that one too =)
You wouldn't consider it a 'cheap date', if he 'won' the tickets though, would you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

No, I'd be very happy
that he's thought of me.

You can say too that you and your friend got the tickets, you can't make it tonight so he's going on his own. You'd be happy if she goes with you another day and you'd invite her to it. When would she do it? It has to be this week.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Sweet, thanks =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Just say
"would you like to go out with me sometime?"

That way you get to find out what she'd like to do and when she's free after she's said yes.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

My mate taught me this, always give some sort of end-date, such as 'next week'.
It forces them to give a definative awnser.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Well, if you're into forcing them into definitives
just cut out the middle man and give her a raping.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Heh, no, not like that.
But I find, most of the time, I would say something like "Do you fancy [doing something] some time?" and she'll say "Yeah', that sounds good, I'm busy at the moment will let you know", and it'll never happen. Where as if you set a timeframe, if it's 'no', it's 'no', and you can deal with it, or "I'm going on holiday, I'll be back and maybe then", but end up waiting forever and in the mean time you don't move on.

If you say "Next week", then it's more definative.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Good for you!
You should ask the girl in the café out. To the cinema or something, not out of the café or out of your life.

What did mum cook?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Oh, I might have confused bought and brought again.
It's the one where she paid for lunch, but I wasn't hungry, so I had some garlic bread and a lucazaid.

BUT, she did b[r]ought me some chicken livers, so tonight I'm going to flambay them with whisky and cream and mushrooms and onion, and do that on a bed of rice from the chinese across the road.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Unless you live with your mum
I suppose she brought and bought them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

good work my friend

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Woop woop!
My last hour has been an install and lurking on here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Quick, ask Psychochomp to check his manual
and find out what to do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

STALK THE SHIT OUT OF HER

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

ew

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I suppose I could walk up to her, when she's closing the shop, in my trench-coat, and whisper into her ear lovingly "I don't fancy you".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

before clapping a chloroform soaked rag over her nose and mouth and dragging her back to your rape-mobile

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

first in my family to go to college
don't think that's necessarily an achievement, mind

I used to write. A lot. Now I never do.
Gawd what is wrong with me today. *wallows in self pity*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Yes, you're not very possitive, eh?
First you put yourself down with your achievement and then you tell us your anti-achivement
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

stoopid IRL growing up stuff
realising if it weren't for my roommates I wouldn't have any friends, and only friends with them because their partners have left them
all my other friends are consumed by their relationships, guess it's time to get a boyfriend or something
lol like I could
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

^ loloser

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

*sadfaces*
Get new friends!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

"get new friends"
this is a low I never thought I'd achieve
there's something to add to my achievements in life
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It's really hard making new friends in adult life
I don't want to be friends with the people I work with, I want people who share my interests, but it's not like you meet people out and about unless it's through other friends.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

?
Whats wrong with being mates with people you work with?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

it depends on how good friends with them you are
and whether they put work relationship or friendship first.

since a couple of people left my office I'd only class one person here as friend first and colleague second.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

True
I now have the odd situation where I'm in charge of some of my mates

This can be odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

yeah
one of my mates (and mate of my brother) is my brother's girlfriend's boss.

That can be awkward.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

My mate works on reception here
She helped get me the job (by making blu-tack voodoo dolls of the other applicants).
I also got another mate a job here, he's one of the very few here that I'd consider having 'round my house.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

there have been a couple through here who I just clicked with
and consider to be among my best friends. Unfortunately they have both left and moved to other cities. The bastards.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I think I've been here too long now!
Most of my mates work here!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Yep, one guy I clicked with, almost to bromance levels
Moved away before Christmas. Have just planned to meet him soon for drinks.
Edit: If you remember my shitty comics, he's the smoking guy with the bandanna.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

my mate works for a company that tends to host the user group meetings for the software I use day-in, day-out
which is quite convenient.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Ah, the comics
Back in the annals of history.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I almost forget that Labs made them
because we didn't talk all that much back then
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Nope, dunno why though

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

hadn't quite realised that we are almost the same person at that point.
aaah, the innocent time before The Picture
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

We're almost, but not quite
You know in Mario Kart, where you do a time trial, and later on when you're racing you see a ghost of your previous performance?

Yeah.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I know what you mean
"This is what happens when you go through life with a mohawk instead of a beard"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Well now you've seen my feeble starting attempts at a beard
I reckon I'll stick with the mohawk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

stick with what you know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

causes OMG IRLDRAMZ

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

there's nothing categorically wrong with it
I just meant I personally don't want to be friends with the people I work with, most of them spend their time in trendy wine bars showing everyone else how successful they are.

Not one of them finds aids funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I see
Its the fact that the people you work with are cunts, not the fact that you work with them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

yeah, when you were a kid it was "hey I like yer shirt, wanna be fwends?"
now it's all awkward
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

exactly
if you want to go and hit on someone in a bar you can say "I like you, can I buy you a drink, etc" but if you went up to some stranger and was like "I heard you talking, I want to be friends with you" they'd probably have you thrown out for being weird.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I've spent my whole lunch listening to Bad Romance on repeat
I'm writing a pole routine for my class tonight. I'm hoping that my whingey bitch student will have more fun and stop complaining as much, it's kind of bringing me down.

I now know all the words. She says "I want you in my rear window". Odd woman.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I love that song
It's a belter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I've kind of got bored with it.
It's a bit same-y.

Your profile pic makes me want a croissant.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I was wondering if Vipros had seen it yet
I made my very-confused girlfriend take the pic this morning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I saw it on my newsfeed in small form and thought "Who the fuck is that?"
As your hair confused me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

It's in a dormant state for work

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It was the unshaven sides, I thought you'd swept the strip over your head.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Nah, I'd look a bit Hitler Youth then
I need to get the sides shaved again, it's far too long.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

My friend had one section shaved a while ago
it's now about 2 inches long. I wihs my hair grew that fast.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

That's about 6-8 weeks of growth on the sides
It's about a cm, maybe two, in length.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

ugh the Rihanna
awful, awful idea women, shaving parts of your head is horrible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

you look totally different in that pic to any I've seen before
I had a croissant on saturday for breakfast. it was awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I have one right now.
I eat them plain though. People who butter them are strange.

edit - a croissant not Lab's face. That may be better with butter I just can't comment
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Depends on the quality of the croissant
I tend to go for the almond-paste-filled ones if given a choice. The one the other day was a dark chocolate paste one (different, and superior, to a pain au chocolat)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I just like them plain
I know it's boring but I'm not terribly adventurous with food.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Fuck it I'm popping to Morrisons and getting some croissants.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

make sure you post a picture
we can start a meme. Croissants around the world.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Do it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I really wish I'd taken some when I went to the Outer Hebrides
we had the perfect balcony/terrace to recreate the smug man photo.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

The apartment I'm going to in spain has a sweet balcony
I'll try and do it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'll be back in 20 mins or so, with a pic of a croissant.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

There's a Morrisons in
Borough? Or have you moved yet?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I've moved to Camberwell now :(
I went through Borough on my way to East yesterday, it made me very sad.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I am
I'm all about amazing taste sensations

I'd cook and eat you if I could get away with it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'll cover for you
"Yes, officer, I totally saw BobbyPires getting on a plane to Peru. No records you say? Maybe he used a false identity, he did look rather worried about something."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

you'd have a job to eat me all! you'd have to shave and pluck me first!
I am a man bear pig!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

that's what flamethrowers are for

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

and pressure washers

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I've decided you're just mean!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

she's not just mean
she's a load of others things as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I AM EVERYTHING

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I AM YOU ARE MY
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I'm now not hungry

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I know you want to chew on me.......................
edit *shudder*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

you eat marzipan croissants?
that's minging.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

it's not actually marzipan
it's a thinner paste. it's nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I suspect that is not true.
and that your taste buds have been dulled by all the weed
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

my tastebuds are top quality thanks
I don't really like marzipan, but the almond croissants are good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Really?
I suppose I haven't shaved the sides (or my face) in a while, and the hair's down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

maybe it's the angle as well
looks like a different face shape
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

How odd.
Maybe it's the angle of the head then, or that my mouth's open.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

yes
your face is odd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Cheers dude

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

the pleasure is all mine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Undoubtedly

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Maybe you should post pictures of yourself dancing
as Applebite does.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

There are a few on my facebook, I'll gaz you my real name so you can add me
I'm working on getting a website up for my classes so I'll be putting photos and videos on there eventually, hopefully to entice new students.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

new students
some very empowering masturbation
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

why would you go to a pole dancing website
when there's so much specialised porn?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It's Chompy
Don't try to understand.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Amen

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

shut up chompy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I like it now it reminds me of Bert.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

this amused me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

According to FB and my powers of deduction
You appear to age backwards. You're like some sort of Kitty Button character.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

facestalking eh?
what do you mean?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Yeah, facestalking's a bit dull these days
The photos from your 22nd birthday appear before the photos of your 21st.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I see
man that is proper facestalking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

It's nothing on when we freaked out DiT ages back
Kaol pretended to have found out lots about him. I think actually found out lots about him.

edit: I've been pretty bored of late, there's only so much you can do to avoid applying for jobs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

do you like my massive hair in my 22nd pictures?
that's what happens when extensions get humid.

That was the night I was wearing a backless top and one of my friends tried to pull me towards him by grabbing a handful of the top and he just pulled it off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Topless-lols
edits: Also, that isn't massive hair. Mine used to get massive if it got rained on.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

am I friends with you on facebook and haven't realised
or are you just doing massive stalking?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

1. None at all
2. None at all
3. None at all
4. Can't think of one, sorry.

I like the word 'mnemotecnic' though, not come across that before.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Come on Monty
you have a kid, that's an achievement! I don't think I'll ever have kids. Plus you are also B3ta's most negative man, that's another achievement.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I got a nutcase pregnant.
I'm practically Edmund Hillary.


EDIT The stupid thing is there are loads of things I am passionately positive about but unfortunately they're all rather obscure so I rarely get the chance to enthuse about them here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

officelol

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

office chuckle hear too
I was only trying to cheer you up. MASSIVEFAIL!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Then the acheivements are:
1. Not killing her
2. Being a good dad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'm sure Monty will agree
that having a kid is not an achievement. Any fucking retard can manage it.

It's more of an achievement not to have any.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I agree my choice of words was poor
I should have said raising a child.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

saying that would not cheer him up
and it would show you don't pay any attention.

A large part of Monty's unhappiness is that he doesn't get to raise his child.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

stop making me feel like a cunt....................
you cunt!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

True, he doesn't get to raise his child in a day-to-day sense
but he has made a huge effort under difficult circumstances to make sure he can still be a part of her life, even if it is only once a week or whatever, and that is a big and hugely worthwhile achievement.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Mate, you're a safe enough bloke, made a few mistakes, some better than others, but so has everyone else somewhere down the line.
You don't need Netdizians to ego-boast you, you know where your skills and talents are better than anyone, and everyone, bar none, has some.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

George Bush?
Keith Chegwin?
Chico?
Gareth Southgate?
Michael McIntyre?

I believe these people have no talent at all Gonzo.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Yeah',
George Bush: Fucking up the entire planet with Daddy.
Keith Chegwin: Making your dad's cringeworth drunken dance at a wedding not seem quite so cringe worthy.
Chico: Telling the time.
Gareth Southgate: Playing rugby in an international football match (from the time he kicked that penalty that went well wide).
Michael McIntyre: For the life of me, I can't remember who he is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Michael McIntyre
I rest my case, I rest my case.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

*shrugs*
I've done nothing with my life save acquire useless arcane knowledge and have a good time. I've achieved fuck all. Until I became a father this didn't bother me, in fact I found it somewhat amusing, but it's starting to wear a bit thin now I'm heading towards 40...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

having a good time is an end in itself
I can't see any other reason for us being here, and if having a good time wasn't the meaning of life then it wouldn't feel so good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

"and have a good time"
achievement.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I have had some absolutely gigantic achievements in this field.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Have a good time should be right up at the top of everyone's list.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)