I would be but I'm going to have dificulty seeing the window
while I'm in bed with your mum, who is fat, and that fatness is blocking the view.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Can you teach me how to be funny like you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I will but first you must go through a number of obscure tests,
these will annoy you but eventually you will see that the tests were the training... *montage*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

No not like that
really funny, like when you pretend you've slept with someone's mum a woman.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You're pretty good at pretending to sleep with women to get extra attention online though.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

You just need to add a few more exclamation marks and smilies.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I do not sleep with women
I have done, and if you'd like to ring up my long-term ex and ask her if she exists then you're welcome.
I don't do it to get attention, I just don't see why I should lie about my past in order to avoid offending you.
What's got up your arse today, you salted slug?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

YOUR FACE IS A SALTED SLUG
but I'm not in a bad mood at all, I'm just teasing you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Leave it out.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Don't turn around an say dat to me,
thinkin ur all big and dat.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Personally, I would like to see video evidence, preferably in a 6m29s clip.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

It was utter cack, Gonz
Half the time the mad bitch was pretending to be a fella anyway.
It's a wonder I'm as sane as I am.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Hah, you should tease her saying things like "You turned me straight".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

She thinks this is the case anyway
She told me I'd failed because she knew I'd run to the cock, and I said "Yeah but you wish you were born with one."
and it was really childish but you had to be there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)