I can't remember my dreams from last night
But most mornings I can hear the upstairs neighbour puking their guts out. Both her and her fella are on the tubby side, so it ain't bulimia (unless they're shit), and it's been going on for about 6 months now. It's not the most pleasant of things to hear first thing in the morning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Maybe he is poisoning her

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Then he's doing a shit job, she's been upchucking for 6 months now
They're both proper sour, scowling bastards though. All my other neighbours smile and wave, but not those two cunts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Have you not seen Sixth Sense?
It takes a while

Also smile and wave point and laugh
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I might just leave a bottle of bleach by their door
With "Finish her!" written on it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Do it!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Alright?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Aye
You alright?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

No, fucking shit.
My cat moves out tomorrow morning and despite being (obviously) really fucking hard and everything, it'll be a very sad day for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Why is your cat moving out?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Had enough of Monty playing Bowie at all hours
Always being late with the rent, never doing his fair share of the dishes, and leaving clumps of hair and 'fluids' clogging up the drain.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I can imagine as a cat that woud get annoying
but what I'm really interested is how the cat gave it's notice.

edit - also, you're a massive cunt - see below.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

He wrote me a letter,
and, even though he's only a cat, he was still able to use apostrophes correctly, which is a great deal more than can be said for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I bet your cat
Can spell 'would' as well.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Ha! missed that one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

These reasons and many, many more.
He's moving to the country where he'll have a garden etc and won't have to be locked in a flat all day looking out of the window. He's so fucking fat it's embarrassing, and needs to run around and get more out of life.

It's the right thing to do but that doesn't make it pleasant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Sorry to hear that Monty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I hope your cat sends you regular postcards
with little pawprints on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I can visit him whenever I like,
but seeing as it's my ex's parents (an old ex - I wouldn't let my baby-mother's ghastly pikey parents anywhere near my cat) that will be never.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I hope your cat doesn't start a fight with the
local Fox Gang and lose
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

He's the size of a fucking shetland pony.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I hope your cat takes a road trip to Leaminton Spa
and keys TGB's car
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)